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Objectively good to everyone else

And it isn't that it doesn't mean anything to everyone else. All of the derivatives are critically acclaimed.

Hym "No. It's objectively good to everyone else. I have the best taste. Objectively. Better than everyone else. The things I like and the reasons I like them are better than the things everyone else likes and we now have an observable metric by which we can judge my taste and can conclude that it's better than everyone. Women, TV, Drugs, Food. I'm the ultimate taste-haver! I'm like that guy from the french detective show who smells real good. Except for taste. But not, like, physically tasting things... Just like... Having taste IN things. You could make a detective show about THAT actually. I could solve crimes and throughout the episodes I would, like, suggest things to people like 'You should try the steak tartare' and the guy would be like 'Oh shit, wow! That is pretty good! You must know a lot about cooking or whatever.' And I'd be all 'Nah dawg, I just got really good taste- WAIT! I found a clue! It was the butler all along!' But the butler doesn't want to go down without a fight KAPOW! KAPOW! KAPOW! Cracked his ass! But wait! He's wearing Kevlar! Oh no! Secret bookcase tunnel! He escapes! He's like a Moriarty or something! I'll get you next time Moriarty-Butler!"

by Hym Iam October 11, 2023


Maglione objective

A statement made using the word “objective” while simultaneously being completely subjective and inaccurate. Most cases include alarmingly cold takes, and shockingly one sided bias with no factual grounds to make the claim.

Objectively speaking, the 9th round is the best round to take a QB” Tyler stated with blind confidence

“Oh no you claimed to be objective, yet you used Maglione objective instead. Not only are you wrong, you’re stuck trying to sell how good Jared Goff is all year because no one wants to trade for that dogshit player”

by Tyler Maglione August 18, 2022


object lesson

A pretentious and usually insulting or moralizing way for self-absorbed, pseudointellectual people to say "an example to live by."

That douchebag professor just flunked me for plagerizing my paper. He said "Let your failure be an object lesson for your future efforts to decieve."

by g-worder October 26, 2016


object

women

you are a "object"
some stupid women : OMG YOUR SOO MAD IM GONNA POST THIS BTW HIT ME SO I CAN CRY AND SHOW TO MY FANS WHAT A BAD PERSON YOU ARE YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR A WALLET YOU SICK FUCK

by ⠀⠀⠀⠀ October 20, 2020


Object

Objects normally wash dishes or will make you a sandwich or if you want call them "woman"

Why isn't that object washing those damn dishes -Ryan

by A Fellow Woman October 2, 2022


Object

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object

by Andrushencia Kotpaw July 27, 2022


Object

Lewis Davidson, otherwise known as ‘Davy

*Davy Tells a shit joke as usual*

Slater replies “Hahah sherep davy you object”

by Davy is an object January 5, 2024