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In Oklahoma, it is legal to have sex with an unconscious persons mouth. This phrase is a subtle way to tell someone you want to roofie them and fuck their face.
Hey, we are going to Oklahoma, wanna come?
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The act of cumming in a water gun that's half way filled with red dirt, and after spreading the girls flaps real wide, squirting the stuff in like a shotgun.
I put extra red dirt in my Oklahoma Shotgun
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A city that, like Memphis, will fail with an NBA team. There's a reason the New Orleans Hornets were FORCED to play there for a season.
Oklahoma City Cowboys suck,why can't this team move back to Seattle where they actually had a place?
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An oklahoma oyster is when a man goes down on a woman and a two day old cum wad drips out and it isnt yours.
I went down on a dirty skank from the bar and I ended up eating an oklahoma oyster.
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Very small town in extreme NE Oklahoma in Ottawa County. Named after the Wyandotte Indian Tribe whose tribal headquarters are located on highway 60. Has a large school system for its size. Students do very well in sports and academically. Crime is extremely low. Definitely has a 'small-town' feel--think Mayberry. The town has one 4-way stop, one bank, two restaurants, five churches, along with the Wyandotte Tribe's 'Turtle Stop' convenience store and the Wyandotte Tribe's casino. Twin Bridges State Park is about 2 miles west of town.
Wyandotte Twin Bridges State Park Ottawa County Wyandotte, Oklahoma
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One more boring WHITE cities in the midwest. Just a meeting spot for all of the cowboys and farmers to gather and have beer. One city surrounded by a bunch of cornfields and suburbs of more corn fields. Nothing else.
Oklahoman: Yeehaw lets awl go ta Oklahoma City an get us 'um beer.
Denverite:Why the hell am I here?
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Having your sexual partner drink the remaining contents of a colonoscopy.
There's nothing like an Oklahoma Mudpuddle after a hard day of work.
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