a person named dan is most likely homosexual and wishing his name was daniel.
A very plain person who enjoys smelling fresh cut watermelon and long walks on the beach, oh and him and batman dont get along.
"wow look at that guy over their, he looks like such a Dan"
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The stain inside your whitey tighties.
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To be blunt, a shit stain.
Mark: Ew man, what is that on your boxers?
Jeff: Oh damn man, I left a dan on em.
Mark: That shit's gross dude.
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A guy who has an amazing personality and hair. If you know a guy named Dan, and you hate him. U r jealous of his hair. Done and done.
Holy shit Jessica, look at that guy's hair, what a total Dan.
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Dan is an amazing guy with a heart of gold. You could not ask for anyone nicer to spend time with heβs so sweet and kind and caring that you canβt help but love him. He is the most perfect person in the entire planet. There is no one better to go get hot chocolate with or even just lay next to. Even when he is asleep he is the best company anyone could ever ask for. You could trust him with anything and tell him the most weird embarrassing stuff and heβd still be by your side the whole time. He is too nice at times and if he has any flaw then that would be it. Everyone deserves someone as perfectly amazingly incredible as him and no one deserves anyone so perfect.
Dan is such a great guy (even though heβs a bumhole at times) would you go out with me please?
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Dan is the term used to describe the token "lonely nerd" in a group, mainly the one who is always compared against negatively.
Wow, the Dan got into the party and I didn't? I need to step up my game.
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A dan is someone who is irrelevant. He is someone in a show that no one likes or cares about at all. Someone who could die and it wouldnβt matter or change anything.
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