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TJ Hooker

Slutty cop

That cop is such a tj hooker, i sucked his duck to get out of the speeding ticket!

by Damdaydays December 22, 2018

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Textual Job (TJ)

The textual job, or "TJ" for short, is the act of giving overwhelming praise of an online post or an item in a post. The excessive praise borders on being "inappropriate" as product of ebullience over an idea. At times, the TJ can be used to garner additional respect, power or influence however it is generally just benign and derived from overflowing excitement.

Textual jobs are most commonly seen on message board comments though can also be found on other online posts such as email chains, blogs, Facebook posts, etc.

1.) Did you see the textual job (TJ) that Matt gave Roy on his fantasy football draft idea? He absolutely loved the cost value by round proposal!

2.) With the TJ that RRR gave Cole on the message board, you can definitely tell he worships the ground Cole walks on!

by JCoyote November 22, 2010


TJ Maxx Outlet

When someone wears a piece of clothing that's so ugly it could only have been purchased at a TJ Maxx Outlet.

Bro, check out that lime green and brown striped shirt that dude is wearing." Yeah, he must've found it on the nerd rack at TJ Maxx Outlet.

by RussRivas July 28, 2011

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TJ "Henry" Yoshi

i made this deifinition in 0.5 a presses

"An A press is an A press, you can't say it's only a half"
Well. TJ "Henry" Yoshi, hear me out.

by CyberNutz October 31, 2021

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don't pull a TJ

Excessive vomitting, and/or uncontrold moaning while intoxicated.

Adam: Hey we are going out to party Friday Night, Saturday Night, Smoke Weed on Sunday and Party Sunday Night we are gonna get f*cking wasted
John: Yeah for sure, but don't pull a TJ

by John Marsh III May 29, 2006

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nice cock tj

A thing people used to say to CodComedyTJ, a (somewhat) famous streamer that got arrested for talking shit on omegle.

TJ: *Streaming*
Stream Sniper: Hey nice cock tj

by hywaree March 6, 2023


TJ Shagging Disease

When someone gets fucked so hard they develop what is called the TJ Shagging Disease, biggest symptom is wrinkles

Girl 1: What happend to claire?
Girl 2: She caught the Tj shagging disease

by mattyj123 January 10, 2012

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