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The one day of the week some people you work with still have a chance to breathe air because the feeling you had all week of strangling them goes away; you could give a rats arse about them by this day and their 10 cent perfume, their coffee breath, ugly shoes and nasty attitudes. All you have on your mind is the WEEKEND! You've got to get your crew & your crib ready and are way too busy with fine tuning the details to care about much else on Friday Eve!
Good morning ya'll - it's finally Friday Eve, holla!
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Arriving on friday means beating off to hentai.
Arriving On Friday: Beating off to hentai
Eva: Hey, I just beat it to hentai
Julian: No, you arrived on friday
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A 1980's horror film about a woman, Pamela Voorhees, who saw her son drown at Camp Crystal Lake, and went crazy killing all of the counselors several years later for neglecting her son, then was decapited by the last surviving counselor.
In later sequels her 'dead' son returns weilding a burlap sack and any pointed object...and later a hockey mask and machette to kill anyone who returns to Camp Crystal Lake, or anyone at all for that matter, as revenge for killing his mother. Has 11 sequels, including a battle between him and Freddy Krueger of the 'Nightmare On Elm Street' series.
AHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOO *shank* EHHHHHH
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its when every friday is spent, with an amazing and close friend. they go to parties/bake/play outside/ have mud fights/ HOMEWRECKING, and more!
what are we doing this friday skyday?
This friday skyday will be baller!
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Flannel Friday is a holiday on the first friday of every month during the autumn season. The original flannel friday began at Huntington Public High School in Huntington, New York to help raise awareness of hunger.
It's Flannel friday, throw on a flannel!
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Sleeper: Hey LEE, did you see my ownage on Friday Club?
Lee: HAHA, Yes I did you dickface. Refresh and check out my ownage.
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Originally coined on the Chicago Board Options Exchange, a Synthetic Friday occurs on a Thursday preceding a Friday in which the market is closed. Since there is no work on Friday, Thursday essentially becomes like a Friday. The word synthetic is used and derived from an option strategy called a Synthetic Long Stock, in which a trader buys a call and shorts a put, each with the same strike price (there are different variations of this strategy/trade.)
Market Maker A: "The market is closed tomorrow since it is Good Friday."
Market Maker B: "Nice, today's a Synthetic Friday."
Market Maker A: "Let's get bombed."