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The email address given to you by your ISP. Only used by people who don't care for web security aka n00bs.
We have recorded your IP address as 127.0.0.1 and have determined from this that you are accessing the web on cust~walt.broadband.etc from YOURISP.
To sign up, please use a valid service provider email and not a free service such as hotmail, Yahoo etc.
Acceptable servers are
@YOURISP.net and @YOURISPEMAILSERVICES.org
Typical response to this would be along the lines of "You've gotta be shittin' me"
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In an email thread, a word (usually irrelevant and strange in the context of the email thread) agreed to by the participating parties to change the subject or end the thread when the inappropriateness of the thread has reached its limit. This is so that someone on the email thread can let everyone else know that they feel like continuing the thread would only get too personal and cause shame.
Similar to a safe word in BDSM.
Bob: Notice her status says engaged as well…I wonder if this dude is her fiancé…or if that is why she has been abstinent?
Sue: I'm not even sure what to say but LOL about her "other pussy." She's a class act, right there. I just hope she wasn't friends with her co-workers.
Mary: That is exactly the reason I don't have a Facebook acct.
Jill: OMG…that was hilarious!!! Mary…..I don’t think we’d need to know about your escapades.
Bob: No, love caves are private.
Jill: I bet you are about ready for a visit to the love cave, aren't you, Bob??
Sue: BANANA! I said BANANA! Stop, dammit, stop! For the love of God, BAAAAANAAAANAAA!
Jill: Huh?
Sue: Banana is our email safe word. In order to prevent us from too much TMI, we need to put an end to this thread.
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masturbating to internet pornography
sorry i didnt respond to your phonecall, i was checking emails into a sock
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Using email to text message by composing the email entirely in the subject line thereby bypassing the body of the email.
Dude Mike is always subject line emailing me and never responds to my replies since he is too cool to use the body of an email. Why doesn't he just text me?
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Client: Can you meet tomorrow at 10 to discuss the project.
Me: Per my previous email, I am not available tomorrow.
Read your fucking emails, you lazy, illiterate cunt!
"As per my previous email, where I very clearly explained exactly what you just asked me yet again, read you fucking emails, you lazy, illiterate cunt!
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1990 - The college buddy who won't go to the toga party because he logs into the school server to play on the UNIX system and gopher around the world
2000 - Anyone who puts their email checking schedule in front of other social activity
2006 - Dead Blackberry batteries.
This is a great party. Where's John at?
He's up at the school whistling.
John is an email butt-whistle
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