Swamp Shorts

A stinky penis; similar to skid marks but more damp and odor filled.

Man I drank so much last night that even his hairy swamp shorts didn't stop me.

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Short King

Men under 175 cm-172 cm (5`9 - 5`7) , depends on country. The average world height of a man is 175-172 cm. Height is mostly pre determined, and cant be changed. A short king is the short man or short boy who fights no matter what. In school, in the gym, in the office. Tries to be confident no matter what. Even in pain or in joy, the short king tries to be the best they can be, for themself and for others. Even if the odds are against them. Even if the short man or short boy gets bullied or rejected, the still rises up, like a phoenix from the ashes. As the king he is. Standing victorious. For those reasons above. Short kings tend to me smarter, kinder, hotter also more muscular definition. Short kings play the game on hard mode, tall men kill minions, short kings kill demons. Short kings are the ultimate warrior in life. All should be respected regardless of height.

Examples of short kings.

Tom Cruise (Rich, handsome)
Kevin Hart

Zac Effron
Lionel Messi (GOAT)
Kanye West (Visionary)
Tom Holland (Spider-Man)
Tyler1 (Built different)
Daniel Radcliffe

Jimin

Robert Downey

DJ Khaled
Justin Bieber
Shah Rukh Khan

Jeff Bezoz (Richest man in the world)
Nelly (handsome)
Jack Ma

Aliko Dangote

Azim Premji (Philantropist)

Albert Einstein
Mark Zuckerberg
Bill Gates
Stephen Hawking
Lee Byung-chul (Samsung creator)
Lewis Latimer (Inventor)
Floyd Mayweather (Strongest)
Manny Pacquiao

Anime

Levi

Ash
Eren

Luffy

Goku

Vegeta

We got this kings

"Look at that short man, what is he doing ?"
- "Oh you mean the short king? Yeah he cool"

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short changed

1. To be extremely close to accomplishing something only to have it unexpectedly taken away at the last minute.

2. To mis-judge distance or position resulting in injury to yourself or another person

1. I just got "short changed" by that quick traffic light

2. I just "short changed" myself by shifting in my chair wrong and injuring my "private area"

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short bus

The idea of 'riding the short bus' is used in American English in much the same way that 'æåëòûé äîì' (yellow house) is used in Russian as a reference to mentally retarded children. United States public school systems have an extensive bus program to transport children to and from school. Regular buses hold large amounts of children. Shorter buses are typically used for "Special Education" (i.e., the mentally retarded) public school students who are typically educated in different facilities.

Oh don't mind Jimmy here being late - Marina and I took a cab, but Jimmy's a little slow so he had to wait for the short bus.

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Short Stuff

Nickname for cute girls under 5". Often referred to by friends and loved ones.

" That girl over there is really. Short but cute ! I'm going to call her short stuff."

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Shortness of breath

The excuse that unathletic people use when they get tired of running

*Chalmers is panting and stops running laps during his workout*
Gavin: Yo Chalmers are you ok?
Chalmers: Yeah I just got some shortness of breath
Gavin: Do you have asthma or something?
Charmers: no I just have shortness of breath

Legit Shorts

Undefined term used by some ballbags on a Facebook parenting group.

Q: Have you heard the new legit shorts Avril Lavigne song? A: She legit shorts is a punk rock princess.