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couch jumper

1. A complete idiot (Like Tom Cruise)

2. A complete idiot who jumps on couches (Like Tom Cruise)

Dammit I hate that kid, he's such a couch jumper!!

by Johnny452 September 15, 2006

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tj couch

Tj couch is a name for a boy. This typical person is a faggot.

Tj couch is a fag. He is a fag that dated lexi.

by tjcouch November 1, 2017


couch boy

Undergraduate who exists only on the couch of your graduate lab. Origins of the boy are unknown.

Andrew is such a couch boy - I never see him enter or exit the building yet he's always there...

by LeenaTime January 17, 2017


Fuck Couch

When you're living in poverty, the fuck couch is the designated spot for you, your boys, or you and your boys to bring the bitches back to for some sexing

Jerome, if you want some privacy with that hoe, take her to the fuck couch.. Let me know if ya need some help yo

by FarOutWords November 20, 2010


Moving the couch

To go smoke weed with your friends, the term is used in public to not use the words smoke or weed.

Kade: hey bro let's move the couch.
Aaron: yeah moving the couch is a must today.

by Cojack55 December 28, 2015


couch-wife

a couch-potato house wife

Bob:"Where does Bill's wife work?" Jane:"She doesn't do any kind of work; she's a couch-wife."

by Candylaw December 4, 2012


couch face

the face you make when you look completely lost with your mouth open because you’re too stoned to get off the couch

Friend 1: Look at that guy smoking over there, he has the dumbest-looking couch face right now!
Friend 2: I know, he must be baked as fuck!

by hotgochu February 4, 2019