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Top Flooring

You MUST top floor if you want to take the first step toward knowing EITHER how long it will take OR who even lives there. Everyone needs to put their hands in the sink, but the shower can only be on after the Winter Solstice. Otherwise, burn the chair in the corner.

Bill is top flooring that phone. Now he's a shoe.

by Putzppoomer November 18, 2016


FLOOR SUSHI

when your chopsticks accidently fell to the floor

Ayyydin(example name): oh no, i dropped my chopsticks on the floor, i did a FLOOR SUSHI, oh no

by TheOnePieceIsReal February 28, 2023


Floor Closet

Someone who uses their floor as if it's a closet. Meaning they throw their shit everywhere, but somehow seem to know exactly where their shit is when it comes time to use it.

"When her parents came to visit she put all the shit on her floor into garbage bags and stuffed them in her closet...when they left she tore the bags open and spread it back out. Her floors like her closet."

"She's a mutha fuckin floor closet girl!"

by The REAL Billiam February 08, 2012


wipe the floor with

Metaphor;
- To defeat someone easily.

A - "Brazil will still prevail without Neymar".

B - "Germany will wipe the floor with them".

by prepstar July 09, 2014


d floor

the dance floor, where people dance at parties

yo did you see that guys moves on the d floor last night?

by frexxx September 20, 2008


floor whore

the chick on a dorm floor who is constantly visited by random guys her roomate has never seen

Wow, that's the fifth guy whose come by her room, what a floor whore!

by Jay September 16, 2003


13th Floor

Due to superstition in most countries about the number 13 being bad luck, this particular floor of a building is usually named the 14th floor by the elevator console.

Harold: I want to go to the 13th floor of this building.
Earl: There is no such thing as the 13th floor in this building.

by Mojo Maniac July 15, 2008