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alpha puppy

An "alpha puppy" is a juvenile would-be alpha dog. Commonly found in young (team) sportsmen who have suddenly discovered they have a degree of talent and therefore consider they know it all. Postures as he thinks an alpha dog should posture and expects the respect due to an alpha dog, not realising he hasn't earnt it yet.

"alpha puppy"
What an "apha puppy"! He keeps alpha dogging his mates and gets on everyone's nerves by yapping around trying to tell more experienced players how to behave when he's half their age. Thinks he's a big grown up alpha dog because his team won their age group reps.

by Sparky12 January 15, 2014


puppy mamma

Much the same as baby mamma , but involving ones pets instead of human offspring. Generally a much more peaceful relationship than that of baby-daddy/baby-mamma.

Yo, since I be shootin' blanks, alls I gots is a puppy-mamma!

Tyrone used the connies since he didn't want to further the depth of his relationship with LaQuishaUrethraUrineChlamydia, who was his puppy mamma.

by TeeZZZZJay June 26, 2006


Puppy In the Window

When someone has a highly visible booger in their nostril, it is a Puppy In the Window. You just can't keep your eyes off of it. Allows for a non-awkward explanation to the owner of the booger.

Yes Bill, I'll get that report right over to you. Oh, and Bill, you have a Puppy In the Window. (Points at own nostril)

by Rundanrun December 21, 2016


bag of puppies

A fat girl's ass. An ass that seems to jiggle and move like it has a life of its own.

Hank: Hey have you seen Monica lately?
Steve: Yeah, she looks like shit.
Hank: What do you mean?
Steve: She got fat as fuck, her ass looks like a bag of puppies
Hank: I'd still hit it.
Steve: Me too.

by Scuba Steve4235 November 17, 2007


Puppy Chucker

A person who regularly participates in the sport of puppy chucking.

That Ryan Hinshaw is a real puppy chucker.

by Ryanโ€™s mom October 27, 2018


Puppy Boyfriend

the type of boyfriend who holds your hand and carries your books, and kisses you a lot and is really sweet to you even though he may seem different to others.

"Brittany is so lucky with her new puppy boyfriend i wish i had one."

by Chloe April January 6, 2009

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Puppy Surprise

An act of sexual intercourse involving two women and one man. The man must first be wearing a strap-on dildo facing behind him. He must position one women in front of him and one behind him. This allows him to penetrate both women simultaneously.

Them girls was beggin' for that puppy surprise.

by Miami Mike January 16, 2006

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