The song that you're totally into for one week. At the end it's the best song right now.
John: Man, you've been listening to Franz Ferdinand's new song for days
Paul: Sorry, it's my weekend song
A person that you sleep with for a couple of days. A two or three night stand.
"Did you see my weekend visitor, man she was hot."
Hoe weekend happens during the last Friday-Sunday of every month. It's when all of the thots and sluts and hoes come out and are free to do whatever the fuck they want to do without the care of being judged. Basically the level of hoe-ism reaches a new max! Even people who aren't hoes or sluts or thots will participate in this activity. It starts from Friday and ends on Monday and there are usually crazy stories on Monday about what everyone did over hoe weekend.
Tim:Man did you see all that nasty stuff Lucy was posting. Why would she do that?
Bob: Oh you didn't hear? It was hoe weekend
A city slicker trying to raise farm animals in a metro/suburb area. Not to be confused with the common gardening and cultivation of vegetables and fruits. Raising a menagerie of different types of pets for food or as a hobby.
My in laws are now retired and they are becoming weekend farmers, by raising miniature pigs and fancy chickens in their backyard.
When you have Friday (Muslim sabbath) off in addition to Saturday (Jewish sabbath) and Sunday (Christian sabbath).
Late Thursday afternoon:
Bill: Hey Chad will I see you in the office tomorrow morning?
Chad: No, I started hooking up with Alice. We are taking tomorrow off and are going to fuck all day. It will be a Jerusalem Weekend.
Three consecutive nights of pure 50 shades of Grey fucking. This can involve any type of sex, fore play, fetishes, role play, etc...
Bro, me and my girl tried The Freaky Weekend ...and it was lit!! I never thought I’d like a finger in my ass.
A sick day on either side of your normal days off causing your weekend to swell.
I came down with weekend-itis when Friday got in the way of my three day weekend.