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Hardcore sex where the female partner screams out of ultimate and transcendent pleasure and orgasms multiple times.
I took her and her sister on The Grand Tour.
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This phrase functions as an adjective when describing a girl who is just so fucking "Warped Tour." When a girl wears To Write Love on Her Arms tee shirts everyday and shops hardcore at Urban Outfitters, she qualifies as a "Warped Tour."
"Dude, Kerri is like so fuckin' Warped Tour..."
"What?"
"Yea dude she's like so HXC and all that shit. Look at that 'To Write Love on Her Arms' tee shirt she's rocking..."
"Ohhh."
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White Guy - Hey bro, totally hooked up with a ethnic chick last night!!
Another White Guy - Dude! You got jungle fever!!
Black Girl - Oh girl!! I hooked up with a white boy!
Another Black Girl - Ohh bitch, you went on a European Tour?!
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A diversion that appeals to fat mutant disgusting sexless claymation land beast dragon bitches like Sandy Candy. That Sylvester and Tweety t-shirt accentuates the hideous lumpy sacks of greasy adipose tissue you call tits so well. As soon as that latest hellspun offspring slides out of your leaky, gaping roast beef curtains, you'll have time to go back to the Vineyard and have your picture taken at Dyke Bridge pretending to be Mary Jo Kopechne, only 300 pounds heavier.
The "duck" in "duck tour" comes from the military designation "DUKW" that was assigned to these amphibious landing vehicles built by GM. Sandy Candy doesn't know that because she learns all she needs to know from FOX News.
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originating from "seven different kinds of smoke," smoke tour is a term used for the endless ride of life consisting of making moves and achieving goals while doing really cool shit along the way.
"yeSsSss can't wait for the tree climbing contest in Fiji.. the smoke tour continues!!!"
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The act of mounting woman without regard to age, build, history or hygiene. Usually this includes a world map which is colored in as a checklist for every ethnicity boned.
After intercourse was portrayed with the stranger, he proclaimed she's part of the world tour, as he colored in Peru.
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A handy phrase when you want all available sauces at a fast food restaurant.
I'd like ketchup, barbeque, sweet n' sour... hell, just give me the tour de sauce.