one eyed toilet snake

Another word the appendage hanging from between your legs (if you are male}) and also the appendage from which the all-important, pee-storing balls hang from.

Hey Vanessa, I know you love snakes, so I thought you might want to take a look at my one eyed toilet snake.

one eyed milk snake

Male genetalia, a purple headed yogurt slinger, cock, jimmy, 3rd leg

Question: What is the most dangerous snake on the planet?
Answer: (At wich time you unleash it and flap it about) and reply in great enthusiasm the one eyed milk snake

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one-eyed butt pirate

A gay man's penis. Can be used to insinuate that a straight man has homosexual tendencies.

Dude, I didn't want to see your one-eyed butt pirate!

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Slay the one eyed dragon

Jacking off

It's Ash Wednesday, I can't slay the one eyed dragon for 46 days ~ Have a day ray

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one eyed yokle

A highly insulting word. A word used by an uncle to his niece or nephew after they have got an injury in or with there eye. The child does not understand what this uncle is saying. Yolke has another definition as for hillbilly or culchie. There uncle is a rude person!

Gway from me ya one eyed yokle

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One Eyed Snake Monster

A man's penis! extremely large in size and might scare women!

I pulled out the one eyed snake monster and she almost passed out!

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one eyed trouser trout

Shorter than a trouser snake, but bigger than a garment worm

Sally went fishing for trouser trout with live bait

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