an amazing person can be described as a ✨pp mort✨🙂🔪
look it’s pp mort strutting down the hallway.
Anna: „what do you need from the store?”
Kit: „pp butter”
Anna: „wtf”
A word that defines humanity. The language of gods. Used by absolute beasts.
Bob: Yooo bro i was legit a pp master in bed last night
Peter: Jesus calm down you beast
When a guy cums so fast, the girl thinks his penis might be allergic to Pussy. His penis has an adverse yet pleasureful reaction to her front hole. Unwanted immediate ejaculation.
She stuck my penis in. It felt so good I PP Sneezed as soon as it hit the hole. She handed me a Kleenex and said god bless you. She also never answers my texts now.
Rick: "omg, why you acting like this?"
Dug: "sorry pp no big"