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points on the package

Salary bonus

After 6 months of committment Rico is finally seeing Points on the Package for being loyal to his committee.

by Enaudo August 1, 2008

9๐Ÿ‘ 51๐Ÿ‘Ž


Package Deal

The Term used when you have two (male or females) where one rude ugly girl has a really hot best friend. The term package deal is used when some one only wants the hot girl, but you can only get her through her best friend therefore you invite her to invite her hot friend. It can sometimes be risky because if you attempt package deal and get her to invite her hot friend, her friend may not be able to come, and so you can sometimes get stuck with the ugly girl. But if it pays off, it can definitely be worth it.

Dave: Hey lets call up some girls to hang out!
Steve: You want to call up package deal?
Dave: Ehhh, Its risky.. But I'm feeling pretty lucky!
*Dave Calls Ugly Girl
Hey do you and (Hot Girl) want to come over with me and steve?
Ugly Girl: Oh, (Hot Girl) is out of town, but I would love to come over! I'll see you there in ten!
Dave: Danggittttttt Package Deal failed!!

by simpsonstyle819 April 29, 2012

3๐Ÿ‘ 13๐Ÿ‘Ž


little meat package

A euphemism for your cock/dick/penis.

Person A: Damn, I'm so horny that my little meat package isn't so little anymore.

Person B: What?

Person A: It's hard.

by โ€ฎekil skool ti tahw t'nsi sihT January 26, 2022

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Columbian Care Package

When a man inserts his superglue-covered penis into a woman's vagina, then subsequently cuts it off and leaves, forcing the woman to either go to the ER or find another way to get it out.

Tom: Shit man, Phillip gave some prostitute a Columbian Care Package right before he commited suicide!
Louis: lol still a troll even after death

by mrrogersdick July 12, 2013

26๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Atom and His Package

A punk-rock "band" consisting of Atom and his synthesizer (known as the Package).

Atom and His Package played in my town, and he's 100% punk.

by Skitzo August 12, 2004

43๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


short yardage package

A group of three or more women who weigh more than 250 pounds each. This a reference to American football where lighter offensive players are replaced by heavier ones to push the defense back to gain two or fewer yards. For example, two wide receivers and a slot back are replaced by a much heavier squad of two tight ends and a fullback.

"Did you see the short yardage package at the custard shop? Those three women could push the Raven's defense back six yards!"
"We better get to the all you can eat buffet before the Rushie and her two friends get there. That short yardage package will eat up everything"

by AlwayPutsTheSeatDown September 19, 2013


Juggalo Care Packages

Packages of nothing. Juggalos don't give a fuck about anything except "neden" and the "wicked shit" so why would they make care packages? duh!

Soldier: "Yo dawgs check out my Juggalo Care Packages! Hey what the fuck? It's an empty box! Man fuck ICP I'm gonna cap they ass!"

by Juggakilla69 February 25, 2010

236๐Ÿ‘ 66๐Ÿ‘Ž