thick and pasty twenty-wiper

When you take a massive dump that makes you wipe your ass so many times you end up using half a roll of toilet paper

Friend: Damn! You were in the john forever.

Me: Dude, it turned into be a thick and pasty twenty-wiper.

I'd smash her pasty

I would have sexual intercourse with that lovely young lady over there.

"What do you reckon john, would you smash her pasty?"
"I'd smash her pasty, man, I'd go to greggs on that bitch!"

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smashing her pasty

to ruin her cornish pasty

Shaun:yo amelia what you eating

amelia: a cornish pasty

shaun grabs it and eats it

Richard: you have just been smashing her pasty

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pasty white male

A typer of gender responsible for slavery, the death of 6 million jews, racism and sexism, white supremacists and Neo-Nazis

Oh look at that Nazi killin jews, what a pasty white male

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pasty ass white boi

PASTY ASS WHITE BOI FROM MINESVILLE WHO AINT GOT NO BACK OR A JOKE TO LIVE On

Steven AKA the MINESVILLIAN

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dirty pasties

dirty shoes // shoes that are ladgin

no.1; " what on earth is she wearing on her feet?"
no.2;" dirty pasties, they are innit"

White pasties

White Air Force Ones or white shoes that are super dirty and dingy

Mike got on them white pasties. He knows damn well it does not go with that outfit.