pat pong

a show in thailand where women use their vaginas in unexpected ways:
1)pop out ping pong balls
2)smoke ciggarettes
3)shoot balloons attatched to the roof with a dart gun inserted into the vagina
4)drink a bottle of coke
and many other interesting/ horrifying things

leslie: holy shit!! what did she just do??
taylor: well leslie, to speak in a full sentence, thats pat pong for you.

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Pat Sajak

The host of the popular game show, 'Wheel of Fortune'.

Pat Sajak looked funny as a character in 'Rugrats'.

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pat down

When 5-O firsks a brotha lookin fo' his snaps.

A firsk search of a suspect by Police, or of a convict by a Correctional Officer.

Old School Police: "Give that yaig a pat down; make sure he ain't packin nothin"

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pat magroin

sounds like pat my groin

"does anybody know who pat magroin is?"

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ass patting

The act of re-assuring someone everything will be ok and no need to panic.

Example 1:

Guy1: This project is so complex, we need a full review of the detail! This isn't going to work.
Guy2: What the hell is with that guy?
Guy3: Don't worry, he just needs some Ass Patting, I'll buy him lunch later.

Example 2:

Employee: How come you never make any time for me?
Boss: OK Sorry whatsup?
Employee: My office chair hurts my back, bla bla bla.
Boss (In thought): *Man i'm so sick of this guy needing so much ass patting. I can't wait till we downsize him.*
Boss: I'll take care of that, keep up the good work!

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stand pat

to refuse to make any changesG
to leave something just as it is, without any change

1.Our advice to investors is, stand pat - the recession will soon be over.
2.While he stood pat, other people found a better way to solve the problem.
3.References in classic literatureF
Never mind warning me, Inspector: I'm ready to stand pat upon the truth.
The Valley of Fear by Doyle, Sir Arthur Conan

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fat pat

a houston rapper from the S.U.C. (screwed up click). Big H.A.W.K.'s brother.

Its that fat pat whatcha know bout that

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