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Perv Node

A place where perverts meet or come together.

The college across the street can be a real perv node sometimes.

by GallagherDaMan420 February 15, 2012


Library perve

Is usually a male with glasses of Caucasian decent that makes use of libraries to talk to attractive women. He descises himself as a student and tends to sit in front of heavy literature such as quantum mechanics or medicine books in order to seem more intelligent. Other then approaching women in clubs or bars, the library perve systemically “hunts“ in the setting of knowledge. Possibly universities, book reading sessions or chess clubs. He is often illeterate, but possesses a dangerously elevated libido. The “Library Perve” is not to be confused with the classical and more common “Library creep.”

Sarah: “Today a guy approached me in the library and asked if I wanted to go for a coffee. His name was Sebastian”

Lisa: “be careful! he also approached me yesterday and two of my
friends the day before! He is a library perve!”

Monica: “Today I saw a guy who was checking out every girl‘s ass walking by! He was on the same page of his medicine book for three hours!“

Catherine: “That must of been a library perve!“

by Luigi Figo January 19, 2018


Belt Perve

A person who gets off from whipping, choking or binding his submissives with a belt.

George was a total belt perve that got a taste of his own medicine when Julie whipped him with a belt.

by Sean schmidt April 18, 2017


Asbesto-perv

Someone suffering from one of the lesser-known side effects of asbestos exposure, namely being a massive, drooling pervert.
Common side-effects include a tendency to chubbuck.

Stop being such an enormous asbesto-perv, its only yoga!

by chrysotile1 May 14, 2021


Jerv The Perv

The infamous dick gobbler that is known for roaming the streets of Chester with her wizardry man sausage tickling.

Jerv the perv innit

by Jervtheperv January 9, 2019


Perving off you

"I miss perving off you" what is mean I have got text from my friend

I miss perving off you

by Jennifer 36 March 20, 2017


Perv

A Perv in many circles is not short for pervert, but actually a manner of indicating someone who is into CP. Careful in usage.

Man 1: What's up perv?
Man 2: Just jerking off to some underage porn.
Man 1: F*ck yeah!

by FaqBasher December 23, 2022