Food Pervert

Someone who gets kinky with their food. likes to spice it up, PAST the norm. some maple syrup on my turkey bagel sandwhich, if you know what i mean.

the ocassional dressing mixture isnt perverted enough.

FOOD PERVERT; bacon maple bars, from VooDoo Dounuts, Ketchup tossed salads, carrots dipped in chocolate, peanut butter lettuce cheese and ham sandwhich, ect.
all add maple syrup.

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Pervert Beard

facial hair that peeks only in certain areas, this is a very sporadic looking beard.

Vlad has not shaved in three weeks and you can clearly notice the absence of hair in certain areas of his face, thus Vlad has a Pervert Beard.

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old pervert

A friendly greeting between good buddies.

"Hey Rich, you old pervert, so good to see you"

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Pervert Pete

YouTuber who is known as the greatest Omegle YouTuber ever. Pervert Pete goes on Omegle and talks to people, mostly trying to get girls to show their boobs. He also plays hentai games such as FAP CEO.

OMG I met Pervert Pete on Omegle and he showed me his wiener!

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perverted jundy

When a guy preys on sleeping girls and they wake up with him on top of them in the dark.

i had a perverted jundy on me this morning.

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perverted boys

All middle school boys

Boy: Oy! We're you visiting her with the yeast farm?
Boy 2: Oy!
Me: I hate perverted boys

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face-pervert

Someone who looks through their Facebook friends and their friends' friends pictures at hot girls/guys just to stare at them.

1: Look at this girl, she's so hot.
2: Dude, you don't even know her.
1: Yeah, but... *drools*
2: You're such a face-pervert!

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