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(March 14th)
A holiday celebrated by math teachers and geeks everywhere.
March 14th was the chosen day because pi = 3.14.
Since the next three numbers in the sequence are 159, at 1:59, everyone celebrating must say, "Happy Pi Day!"
And please, don't ask how I know.
J0HNNY: Oh my God! It's 1:59! Happy Pi Day!!
GEEK F0LL0WERS: Happy Pi Day!!!
J0CK: WTF?? Where's the pie?
H0HNNY && GEEK F0LL0WERS: Hahaha! Silly dumb kid!
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A girl who is so good in bed that men will follow her anywhere and do whatever she asks.
Dang. Ed follows Maria around like she's The Pied Pussy. He left us at the bar last night because she called.
A math professor who advises both undergraduate and postgraduate students which area of research on the number π they should embark on in order to increase their chances of getting published in reputable math publications, with minimum frustration and pain.
Dictator Kim is asking comrade Trump whether he’d recommend any ex-lecturer from his now-defunct Trump University, who might be keen to work as a pi futurist for the Pyongyang University of Science and Technology on a three-year contract, with high prospects of securing tenure if local researchers’ submissions grace the pages of math periodicals and journals.
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The act of eating pie held by your woman of choice, whilst jerking off as you caress their breasts.
Mark: "Yo man, I got to Pi Base last night!"
John: "What the fuck is wrong with you."
what you get when you cut a jack o'lantern by its diameter
Hey, pass me a slice of that pumpkin pi.
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is
3/14/1592 6:53:58.979
because pi =
3.14159265358979
on pi's time everyone thatts loves pi will be happy
A state of the art, compact, portable electronic device with an LCD display, capable of carrying out complex mathematical calculations.
A calculator.
What's the area of a circle with a 5cm radius? Dammit, why didn't I upload the pi-calculator app to my ipod 5 GTi?
Don't worry, we can check the answer on my Pi-Pod.
*blows dust off calculator*