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When a nigga tries to cockblock another nigga by telling the woman his true intentions.
Should I tell Nae that Quan just tryna hit it?
Nah bro. That’s pillow talk
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A dude who looks like they are made out of a pillow or multiple pillows; depending on weight, body fat percentage, etc. Like a scarecrow made of pillows but it's a human. Varying from a couch pillow under a t-shirt to multiple Tempurpedic pillows under XXL clothing.
Wow, I think Carl is lying to us about going hard on leg and arm day, and instead, goes all in on beer and chicken wings day—he looks like a Pillow Man.
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A person who wishes to smuggle pillows from their partners side of the bed to theirs, without their partner noticing
'' if i just put this pillow on my side of the bed''
'' did you just steal my pillow? you pillow smuggler! ''
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1.When a womens ass is big and juicy, and your sleepy you use her butt as a pillow.The plus side its free and their there when ever you need them!
2.Find the nearest girl and lay your head on her jello-y butt and take a nap!
"Dang man im tired!''said the boy."Then get that booty pillow and get some rest!",said the dad"Good idea!"said the boy."Hey curly hair, hows your booty pillow"?0h, just get on"!"Good looking out".said the boy
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Someone who is to damn lazy to comb his hair, and blames it on his pillow
Man I have a pillow perm
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A black person who only dates and is attracted to white people.
OMG Derrick is such a pillow poacher he only dates Haley cuz she’s white.
Skipping church and choosing to sleep in at the mattress sermon led by pastor pillow.
Last Sunday I fucked off church, instead, I went the mattress sermon led by pastor pillow.