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A guy who trains a disabled stand user into being a spin user, unaware that that disabled stand user kid is gonna be killing the president. Fucking crippled ass cowboy kid gonna kick Funny Valentine's ass.
HE GOT GOLD PLATED TEETH
HE ITALIAN
HE GAY
perfecto being.
neato.
e.
he can S O N G .
PIZZA MOZZARELLA PIZZA MOZZARELLA RELLA RELLA RELLA RELLA RELLA..r e l l a..
the golden rectangle tho.
h u h.
Johnny: Gyro, I know we need to win this race but Jesus told to me to kil- Gyro? Gyro??
Gyro: PIZZA MOZZARELLA, PIZZA MOZZARELLA, RELLA RELLA RELLA RELLA RELLA RELLA RELLA..RELLA...rell..a..
Pants related to pizza.
Specifically:
1) Pants worn while enjoying pizza. Old trousers, or in a stain-hiding color or pattern.
2) Pants one is relegated to wearing because you have pizza butt ,aka fat pants.
3) Pants in which one has experienced a pizza-related GI event, aka squirts
4) Theoretical pants made from pizza. Not a real thing, don't be stupid.
1) "Got my pizza pants on, let's go to Luce."
2) "Can't wait until spring when I can get some exercise, lose some weight, and ditch the pizza pants."
3) "I had to take the bus home early, and change outta my nasty pizza pants. I am never going to Pizza Hut again."
4) "Seagulls attacked me in the parking lot. Teaches me for wearing pizza pants."
A chain of restaurants & some deliver, the Best ever & with the stuffed crust & now with bacon in the stuffed crust!
Pizza Hut is Fantastic & Supreme & has many items on the menu besides pizza. They have the Best~Tasting pizza Ever!
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Roadkill that has been run over so many times that it’s just a scattered pile of blood and guts that’s almost completely flat, resembling a pizza.
To eat the redneck pizza, just slap it on the engine block of yer truck until it congeals, cut it into 8 slices with yer buck knife, take a big ol’ hit off yer meth pipe, then enjoy with yer friends Bubba and Jim-Bob. Best served with pabst blue ribbon or some other piss beer.
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A person who was not invited to a pizza lunch (usually in a corporate setting) that attempts to partake of said pizza.
Can you believe Glenn? He wasn't even part of the project and yet he shows up and eats our food. What a pizza vulture!
Is a pizza dat ain't got no bones in it
Can I get uuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh... boneless pizza
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An organic pizza restaurant that serves decent food. Unfortunately the people that created Pizza Fusion thought they were the greatest thing ever and spew smug out of all orfices. From shirts with stupid saying such as "My Carbon foot-print is smaller than yours" to using a hybrid car for deliveries and making sure everybody knows. They basicaly think they are saving the world by making pizza.
"Hey john, lets go to Pizza Fusion eat, then have them recycle our shit to make another pizza."
"Yea, Todd! Lets save the world!"
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