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A solitary electric burner used for cooking food, or to be shat on with plastic wrap between you and fecal matter.
The sales associate at wal-mart offered me several hotplates.
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A girl with a face of extreme plateage. The features are extremely flat and she constantly gives the wrong times for things.
Girl 1 - "Did you hear I was told the wrong time for today?"
Girl 2 - "Really? That sucks"
Girl 1 - "Aye that plate faced fuck screwed me over"
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When you shit on a frisbee and throw it at someone.
Dude, I can't believe he was caught dinner plating.
In information technology (IT), a server rack that has had no cable management performed, resulting in a tangled mess of network cables, power cables, and cross-connect cables. A particularly bad spaghetti plate can result in servers overheating from a lack of airflow due to cables blocking their fans.
"When you installed the servers in this rack, why didn't you zip-tie all the network cables together? You've got a real spaghetti plate going on in here!"
A license plate which indicates that a vehicle is being operated by a cripple or is used for cripple transport. Most license plates will display the standard wheelchair symbol or the abbreviation 'DP' for disabled person.
"We're barely moving! The guy in front of me is driving like an idiot," said Jim.
"Well, you should've noticed the cripple plates on his car before you got behind him," responded his wife.
Fake plates. They are way too ambiguous. You could load up the bar and have it look like 300kg when in fact it’s only 80kg.
Did you see John’s deadlift PR? Looked like 250?
Nah CrossFit plates pal.