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When you get dumped right before Thanksgiving, the idea being she doesn’t have to get you any holiday presents or put up with your dumb azz through the holidays. Usually these relationships start back with a booty call in mid January
Joe really thought he loved her, til she Turkey plopped him the weekend before thanksgiving.
a mexican male who has an overly large nose that resembles a plop of pudding
"Hey who's that guy who calls himself the G-Spot?"
"Oh, that's pudding plop."
When a woman who has many children "tea bags" a male.
My wife was mad so she burrito plopped me this morning!
When you eat spicy food and have a painfully hot bowel movement the next day.
I ate a ghost pepper burrito and had to take a hot plop the next day! Ouch!
The use of heating equipment to heat up a toilet seat before sitting on it to move your bowels.
'That ceramic seat is freezing, give me the hairdryer - I'm going to take a Hot Plop.'
Plipity plop is to move a plant out of its pot and put it into a hole in the ground.
Jiminiey Billybob would you mind just to plipity plop that bay tree over here in this hole? Sure, I’ll just plipity plop it in, no worries!
It’s a blessing or a curse, sent to us by from the ancient gods, depending on how you use this power. If you are
“a good plop” there’s nothing to fear. It’s just a compliment. But if you are just a plop, oh boi, you’re in for a ride!
Symptoms of Being a good plop may include:
- Happiness
- 12 horse masks trying to kiss your nose tip
- smiling
- teeth enlargement
- German heritage
Symptoms of being a plop may include:
- Death by stepping on the most crunchy leaf on earth, getting scared, scream with a volume above 1100 dB and create a black hole that’s gonna swallow the whole galaxy (obviously)
- Being sent to the underworld (also known as the place where farts go after having their owner discovered by classmates)
- Being sawed in half and repaired with only Flex Tape by Phill Swift (IT EVEN WORKS UNDERWATER! =D)
- Last but definitely not least, having your soul ripped out by being forced to eat a whole bag of tortilla chips vertically
Choose wisely, the world is now in your hands
Stop you f*cking plop. (Bad :((()
Hey, take it ez, k? You’re a good plop!
Plop (adjective)
Both curseword and compliment