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Going straight to hard core anal sex without the benefit of foreplay or lubricant. Dry cracking.
What can I say? Da bish likes da cold plug. Takes it staight up dry braaaaahhh.
Tuck and Plug is an act of self-gratification whereby a male attempts to insert his own penis into his own rectum.
The Tuck and Plug is most often performed while sitting naked on a toilet. It can also be performed while squatting naked over a hand mirror. In both instances, the male will pull aside his scrotom with one hand then push his penis with the other hand past the taint and back towards the sphincter. Once the tip of his penis touches the anal opening or backdoor, he then plugs his hole with the penis head. At this point, the Tuck and Plug is complete. However, taking into consideration one's penis length and/or girth, one can continue to insert as much penis as possible beyond the head. Generally, given the distance from the average sized male's penis base, around the taint to the anal sphincter, only the well endowed and well hung are capable of inserting more than the tip when performing a Tuck and Plug. Those with smaller endowment are usually incapable of performing a Tuck and Plug.
Frank couldn't want to get home from work to sit on the toilet and give himself a Tuck and Plug. Ever since he broke his wife's hand mirrior, he can only self-gratify on the toilet.
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When you have create a mathematical fundamental equation and you have the needed given variables to solve for a final value
Now that we have R = (v^2/g)sin2ฮธ, when R = 50 meters and ฮธ = 30ยฐ, we can plug and chug to solve for v. Is everyone comfortable with that? We get what looks like v = 23.79 meters per second.
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When you take a shit and plug the toilet, then come out and state, "Somebody plugged the toilet."
John had to poop real bad while he was at work. He ran to the office restroom and let it go. It was such a relief to let it all out, it gave him a case of the hungry shits. It also packed the toilet. When John went to flush, it didn't go down. John was in a dilemma, so he snuck out of the toilet real quick and ran to find the janitor. "Hey, Ed," John said to the janitor, "somebody plugged the toilet."
Ed replied, "Are you trying to plug and blame again? You did that 3 times this week. You think I don't realize 'somebody always plugs the toilet' just when you happen to need it? Asshole. Do us a favor and shit at home."
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Another word for tampon.
Girl - "Just need to go change my cunt plug"
Boy - "Ewww, gross"
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When a horny female uses three simulated penis devices to masturbate her vagina and anus and mouth at the same time.
Rachel's toy collection enables her to do a little beef plugging.
Broooohhh. I just walked in on your mom beef plugging.
Choco Plugging, the sex act of using frozen Coco puffs and a string and inserting them into your personal prison wallet then retrieving later for your partner to enjoy.
Leta routinely engaged in choco plugging because she knew Zeus appreciated the gesture.