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Tide Pods

Tide Pods are made to wash dirty clothes. There has been a recent spike in popularity for them for the infamous Meme around it. The meme is where you say you want to eat it. The meme has even gotten to the point where people die from digesting a bleach-filled packet.

Don't eat Tide Pods they can kill you.

by Millenidumb February 02, 2018


Tide Pods

A tasty snack that helps with all your problem, commonly found in the cleaning section.

I wanna die, anyone got a tide pods?

by crybabybitchh February 05, 2018


Pod Stealthing

When your making with someone and you sneak a tide pod into their slightly opened mouth

I need to stop pod stealthing, this is the third guy who I sent to the hospital this week.

by Basketball game tomorrow January 28, 2018


Soulja pods

AirPod fakes worn by middle school kids

Bru that kid has Soulja pods lets get some

by Govcheese November 21, 2019


Cum Pod

When you take a tide pod And put it up your ass so far that you jizz laundry detergent.

Damn bro I really miss that cum pod

by Daddy short dick Nate October 15, 2019


Safety Pod

The iPod you take on a road trip when other passengers in the car have already volunteered to be in charge of the music for the trip. Because you doubt their taste in music, you bring your own iPod as a backup for when they experience shuffle shame.

Joe: So we're all set for the trip to the beach. I'm driving..Bob, you are in charge of the music.
Bob: Sure, just don't be surprised when a random country song or NKOTB comes on.
Mark:...uh, yeah I'll be bringing my safety Pod...

by crack June 26, 2009


pod slap

A forceful slap with the palm of one's hand aimed at a malfunctioning Ipod with the hopes of electronic resurrection. The slap can be landed either full frontal or laterally and should not be confused with a pimp slap or a banana slap.

When the groove killer at the Apple store told me that my Ipod needed a new hard drive, I pod slapped it and booyah, my music started flowin' and everything was groovetastic.

by 74ghia April 07, 2006