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For someone who talks too much, "Shut your cock polisher"
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When one hotdog will not succeed in pleasing one's ass one can proceed by rubberbanding all of the hotdogs in the package together and sitting on them to gain anal stimulation.
Sarah became unsatisfied with one hotdog in her anus so she proceeded to invent the polish buttnuke and use it daily.
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The act of jerking off into a sock and then either wearing it yourself or having someone else wear it while walking around.
Last night was crazy. I was buffing the banana and made my girlfriend a Polish Slipper
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A woman who has shared the same lover as another woman. The bond of a polish sister is unbreakable and undeniable. Most polish sisters are estranged from their other polish sisters but once in a while they will get together to talk about an ex-lover they have in common.
His ex-girlfriend is now my polish sister. I would be okay with this, except for the fact that she had a mean case of Herpes.
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Strongest of the strong. Smoothest of the smooth. Only a real man can take the punch of it.
Usually varies from 40-60% and is made either from potatoes or rye.
"Wladzimiesz took that polish vodka down like it water!"
"No shit! He's Polish!"
"Yeah, Zack couldn't handle the polish vodka so he had to switch back to Smirnoff."
"What a pussy!"
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Going to the public pool on foot and returning home with a bike.
Oh shit my bike is gone! It must have been Maciej participating in a Polish Triathlon again!
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When you take an eastern european girl home who is subsequently sick in the toilets due to too much alcohol. You hold her hair back initially but release the hair as she blows chunks so the chunder gets in her hair, while simultaneously flushing her head in the toilet.
I was lucky enough to return home with a beautiful and charming european girl the other night, but she'd had too many cocktails so I had to give her a polish milkshake.
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