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Dude she is a freaking poodle groomer. I heard she ate Susan out the other night at that party
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Poodle bluffing is attempting to intimidate someone who outclasses the poodle bluffer in a very obvious way. Think Pee-Wee Herman challenging Carrot Top to a fist fight.
Toy poodles are angry and bitter little creatures. Perhaps they feel slighted by the evolutionary process having taken away their natural survival skills in exchange for poofy hair and the ability to dig holes. Generation after generation of inbreeding created this feisty little abomination, lending itself to retarded behavior like poodle bluffing.
Guy 1: When I asked if he was gay, Tom insisted on his heterosexuality and showed me his Rolodex full of call girls.
Guy 2: He's just poodle bluffing, everyone knows that Tom is a peter puffer.
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Poodle-Tang – a delusional friend aka “acquaintance” in a group who’s sole purpose to annoy the other members of the group. Once this happens the poodle-tang then gets ragged on all the time. Eventually “poodle-tang” will find out that he is the butt of all jokes and freak out. After that he uses his white and nerdy skills of computers to usually create “odd” pictures and sends out threatening emails. Usually pictures are of a poodle's head on an orangutan’s body. Hence POODLE-TANG
Hey Alex, we have to do something about Poodle-Tang. He's annoying the snot out of me again.
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poodle stick is a mans genitle area
Dont touch my poodle stick go get ur own
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To facebook stalk or google someone you just met the night before. Usually done in desperation once you realize you didn't get the persons phone number.
I can't believe John poodled that girl from the bar last night on facebook!
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Straight strutting your stuff like a show dog through a party. Bagging the babes after every prance.
"I thought all these guys were total dudds, but did you see that stud poodle?"
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"Dropping the Poodle" refers to an action in which the owner of a large dog asserts their dominance over the dog in order to get the dog to drop whats in it's mouth. Typically a smaller dog such as a poodle.
Asserting one's dominance will typically involve inserting one or two knuckles of a finger into the dogs rectum.
NO! Bad Dog! Drop The Poodle!
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