Poon Belt

A girl who has wrapped herself around the object of her affection, normally during sloppy kissing and with use of at least one leg, so much so that she essentially becomes a belt.

"My mate had this chick all over him outside the pub with both legs off the ground around him. Lucky mofo looked like he was wearing a poon belt!"

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Poon Meat

Beautiful hanging pussy lips. Prime cuts of female labia.

I dribbled down Rachel's panties and what a sight to behold of poon meat.

poon tax

The money that mans has to pay on a girl before he gets to fuck her.

Money on shit like flowers, cinema tickets, or a goat.

Finally took Sally around the old knobsticle course, and only had to pay £1.99 poon tax for a Happy Meal at Maccy D's

Poon Broom

Any mustache that will get you poon

zach's poon broom attracts all the ladies

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Purple Poon

A black girl with a disgusting mouth odor and love to have sex pleasure

She's Purple Poon!

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Poon Monsoon

Dorain the Boss Ross

Cat 5 Poon monsoon entering the area, expect to lose your girlfriend

Thai Poon

Thai pussy so good it wrecks your entire life like a fucking typhoon, typically so expensive you need to be an ice cream cone tycoon to afford it, and once you taste it you'll feel like you are a mother fucking loon howling at the mother fucking moon.

Can you imagine anything more sublime than the spicy taste of Thai Poon covered in my hoisin sauce?

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