Digital poor

The dire fiscal situation of having next to nothing in the bank because you withdrew most of it before an auto payment went through and left you with nothing.

“All I have is cash at hand. I’m digital poor.”

Poser Poor

A person who lies to collects welfare, free food, and free medical insurance while they actually are making more money then you. Poser poor are the people who go to food pantries so they can afford to get a new pool, jewelry, and expensive dinners.

I can’t believe they are poser poor.

poor lad

a poor lad is defined as a person of the male gender mostly beginning with R. Mostly: Roman, Richard or Roan.

Lucy: “Look at that poor lad over there”
Dave: “Oh yeah, his names Roan I think.”

Poor Moon

Inexpensive beer which is light in character, mixed with orange juice, preferably without pulp

poor moon...PBR, take a sip, pour Everfresh OJ in the top

Poor Mouth

Poor Mouth is the movement of rich people pretending to be poor for fun. This includes buying from thrift shops, buying clothes made to look dirty and ripped, or making "homeless inspired" accessories. The only issue is, once they're bored they can simply go back to being rich.

The punk version of Poor Mouth is known as Corporate Punk.

Mary: I saw the CEO of our company wearing a cardboard sign around his neck? Why is he pretending to be poor?

Jack: Oh he's just doing Poor Mouth now, he thinks his cardboard sign necklace is trendy

Mary: Did he really have to stop bathing?

cum poor

a person who has not had sex or has has semen (cum) inside of them for a long time.

jerry: my girlfriend def wont be cum poor after tonight!
charlie: yo why the hell is your name jerry thats a dumb fucking name

Poor Undercover

Someone who is very poor but either lives in a rich neighborhood or someone who acts rich to gain exception.

A person seen as Wigger or a poser because of where they live is a Poor Undercover