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While having sex with a girl on her period, you pull out and she gives you head while your Dick is still covered in menstrual blood.
I was totally giving it to Susie last night while she was on the rag then she hopped off and gave me a scarlette popsicle
Popsicle Dick or PD refers to a gentleman who runs in scantily clad shorts in frigid conditions for an extended period of time which consequences in frozen (usually reddened) genitals and incurring penile stinging and swelling.
Had to cut the run short. Got about 30 minutes in and ended up with a bad case of popsicle dick. Going over to Shirleys now so she can thaw me out.
When you mount someones back and stick a popsicle up their butt, then see how long you can hold on before they buck you off
My anus is still frozen from the popsicle rodeo. Jerry popsicled me for a full 8 seconds!
A recipe.
Step 1: make a sushi roll with doodoo
Step 2: Freeze it
Step 3: Enjoy
Ed: Hey Dave, I'm throwing a party later.
Dave: Sweet I know a kick-ass hors d'oeuvre called the Kawasaki Popsicle.
Ed: Sounds like a load of shit
Dave: Exactly.
When you have an unflavored popsicle, insert into the anus, and thus continue to use device as dildo
So things last night got a little weird, so we made up a curry popsicle and used it until it melted.
So this is how we got baby... a full body massage
What even is a popsicle massage? #lamaze?