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When s man's pubes were huge and unshaven like in old porn
Tim's bush was so big he had a 70's porno mustache
Music you would hear during various pornos involving Steven Seagal. Usually the music consists of thick, heavy techno beats that you can dance to. The beats in the music are usually well in sync with Steven pumping a bunch of Japenese girls with his 20 inch dick. In one of his famous pornos Aikido in a Speedo, there's a ton of disco porno music playing the background and he's dancing the whole time while only wearing a pink leather speedo (with his hair in pig tails). His most common move is having his legs more than shoulder length apart and shaking each outstretched arm up and down with his hands as fists.
*Hears a funky techno song playing in the background*
Sounds like Steven Seagal Porno Music!
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Midget hentai BDSM porno is a very specific type of pornography. You usually watch it to either creme a fast one or for the fun of it
Dude if we're going to play kiks can we please watch Midget hentai BDSM porno?
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One phrase that says you're interested enough to see someone naked, while not necessarily wanting to get to know them. One is particularly interested in the way the other performs in the bedroom, and would rather watch them do such than actually trying to get them there themself.
fellow 1: "Do you see that girl over there? She's fucking banging"
fellow 2: "Yeah I'd watch her porno."
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A dude who is a big time pervert and likes to peek through other peoples windows when they are on the shitter, whose wife left him and can no longer pay his bills, became a hobo and had to use his porn collection to start a trash fire to heat his garage. It is not uncommon for him to be drinking cheap beer while gathered around the hobo porno trash fire.
"Damn dawg, that rubber pussy sure is givin' off some heat. I'm gonna sleep good in my box tonight thanks to dat' hobo porno trash fire."
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What me and your mother do each night while reading through your comments.
Speaking of sucking, it's porno music slash comment time...
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