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a person who is into boys/girls who are over 18 but appear to be underage.
Jacob always goes for those young looking girls. I think he may be a pseudo-pedophile.
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People who pretend/act as if nothing is fit for humans other than death. They have no faith in humanity. To them, everyone is evil and doesn't deserve a chance.
Nihilists - belief in nothing
pseudo - false; fake
Person 1: "I hate people. People suck. Everyone needs to die."
Response to Person 1: "You sound like a pseudo-nihilists..."
Person 1: "Yeah...I do..."
"That guy stepped on my foot! OMG I HATE PEOPLE! DIIIIIE!!!! GRRRRR" - pseudo-nihilists
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A person who claims to be guided by and a follower of conservative ideals and principals, but in reality they are primarily and mostly just the opposite. While they may take a conservative stance on a few or more issues, and even speak in conservative terms and espouse conservative core ideas, they are in reality individuals who at their core are functionally anti-conservative. They are a very self contradicted group of individuals.
A good reference group to look at that exemplifies pseudo-conservatism is the neocons. Neocons more often than not espouse ideas such as being "pro-life", pro-Constitution, pro-America, pro-freedom, pro-liberty, and pro-democracy. They will also espouse the idea of "smaller government". However, in reality, the policies they support and implement are in direct contrast and conflict with those stated positions and ideals. They are also more often than not blindly pro-war, under any situation and circumstance.
A few of many notable examples of pseudo-conservative neocons are...
George H.W. Bush
George W. Bush
Dick Chaney
Mitt Romney
Rich Santorum
Newt Gingrich
Michele Bachmann
Sean Hannity
Mark Levin
Bill O'Reilly
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A girl who you enjoy fucking, but are not seriously dating.
My pseudo girlfriend has banging tits, but sometimes listening to her talk is tasking.
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A person who is slightly a nerd or geek, yet can interact with modern society as if "normal" for his/her age. A Pseudo-Nerd can understand nerdy banter and usually interacts with the geeky topics, and can can shift to more "normal" topic such as sports or politics as if he was a different person. Pseudo-Nerds usually despise other social parties in both the nerdy category and the "normal category, such as Bro's, Skin-Heads, Weeaboos, and Fanboys, due to there closed-minded nature and super biased opinions. Pseudo-Nerds are pretty laid back people who love interesting discussions/debates, rarely give two-shits about "petty things" such as high school drama and which anime is better, and love to troll the other groups for personal enjoyment. Psuedo-Nerds are a rare breed that are vastly outnumbered by there "disliked" counter parts.
If one is a Pseudo-Nerd, usually one of the fallowing events will happen in there life-time:
1) Someone who is heading on a snowboard trip for the weekend with his friends and plays the newest pokemon video game during anytime free time he has.
2) Someone who watches the entire Cell Games Saga of Dragon Ball Z to prepare for the big Boxing game that night.
3) Someone who just after they had woken up with the biggest hangover with a ranked 9 girl next to him naked, decides it's the best time to finally take on the Water Temple in The Legend of Zelda.
4) Someone who after taking your girlfriend to see her favorite baseball team, tries to convince her to finally watch Cowboy Bebop with you instead of rushing home to see the latest episode of Jersey Shores.
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An interaction between two heterosexual female friends that causes them to appear to be lesbian partners. Very enjoyable for all.
Maddie and I began massaging each other's tits in Taco Bell, causing others to stare with awe at our pseudo-lesbianism.
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acting kind of, but not really, gay.
"Dude why are you being pseudo-gay"
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