provo push

A variation of dry hump used commonly by mormons in Provo, UT. Provo is a mecca for young members (18-30 years of age) of the mormon church which has many strict guidelines that include a vow of abstinence until marriage.

Mormons, like all other human beings, are born with an innate desire for sexual intercourse. As a result of the strict guidelines that prohibit premarital relations, incidents of the provo push (aka dry humping) are high.

Friend 1: "Dude, I hooked up with Ashley last night!"
Friend 2: "Did you guys do the push?"
Friend 1: "Oh yeah man, she started pushing before we started kissing!"

"Last night I macked with this girl and got blue balls. It was worth it because we did the provo push"

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pushing brown

To take a huge stinking shit.

Goddamn Mexican food... I have to push brown really bad.

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push it to the limit

lol all these ppl talkin bout push it to the limit being rick ross's song they need to educate there selfs before they start posting they bullshit on the web and making everyone else dumber push it to the limit was a song by a pop musician named paul engemann the song was released in 1983 and was remade by rick ross in 2006 this is what happens when good songs like push it gets remade ppl tend to forget about the original versions which is better and start listining to the newer versions of artists who cant come up with there own shit and have to steal others shit to make it in the music industry

paul engemanns original version not rick ross's shitty version

(Push it to the limit
Walk along the razor's edge
but don't look down, just keep your head
and you'll be finished
Open up the limit
past the point of no return
You've reached the top but still you gotta learn
how to keep it
Hit the wheel and double the stakes
throttle wide open like a bat out of hell
and you crash the gates
(crash the gates)
Going for the back of beyond
Nothing gonna stop you
there's nothing that strong
So close now you're nearly at the brink
so, push it(Ooo yeah)
Welcome to the limit(The limit)
Take it maybe one step more
The power game's still playing so
you better win it
Push it to the limit
(The limit)
With no one left to stand in your way
you might get careless, but you'll never be safe
while you still feel it

Welcome to the limit
(The limit)
Standing on the razor's edge
don't look down just keep your head
and you'll be finished
Welcome to the limit
(The limit)
(The limit)
(The limit)
(The limit)
Push it to the limit
(The limit)
(The limit)
(The limit)
(The limit)
(The limit)
(The limit)
(The limit)
(The limit)
Push it to the limit
(The limit)
(The limit)
(The limit)
(The limit))

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Provo Push

During a Mormon soaking session, a third party pushes up on the mattress under you both to initiate thrusting.

I can’t go this weekend, I’m the Provo push for my bro.

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Pushing 🅿️

I mean if you don’t know what it means then you not pushing 🅿️

Pushing 🅿️

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Shia Push

The Shia Push is the action of pushing the chicken meat out from in-between the two bones running parallel in a chicken wing.

Don't waste that chicken wing, do the shia push.

Double Push

The act of pushing someone twice. The first push throws the victim off balance and is immediatly followed by a seccond push which gets them to stumble or fall

Joe: dude go push him over
Tyler: I think I better double push him
Joe: good call dude that will make it way funnier.. you can't recover from a double push