Brown Ranger

A person who is just acting like a turd out there. It doesn't take much: a foolish mistake, tripping on a shoe lace, stumbling over a sentence. The power rangers used to be colored according to their race/stereotype so naturally the brown ranger is the turd of the bunch.

(kid spills ketchup on his shirt, trips on his shoe laces and starts crying)
"nice move brown ranger"

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Coastal Rangers

Swedish Special Naval Auxiliary force that are charged with protecting and cordoning off Sweden's coastal and littoral zones from enemy amphibious landings and enemy naval attacks. Coastal Rangers are similar to the U.S. Navy SEALs and British SNS (Special Naval Service).

Coastal Rangers are very well trained soldiers.

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ranger shot

A method used by soldiers to quickly ingest the instant coffee found in MREs.

Typically, one pours the contents of the instant coffee packet directly into the mouth, followed quickly by a swig of water to dissolve the grounds and wash it down. If feeling particularly creative, one may add the included sugar packet to the instant coffee packet prior to taking the shot.

This allows the caffeine contents of a medium sized cup of coffee to be swallowed in a matter of seconds. This is usually a last resort for soldiers who must remain awake, because the high comes quickly and is often followed by a severe loss of energy.

Platoon SGT: Those of you on fire watch MUST remain alert tonigt, take ranger shots if you have to, but we move out at 0400.

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Rubber Ranger

Just before cumming, pull the condom off and sling shot it into her face while performing a cream pie.

She told me I had to use a condom so I gave her the rubber ranger.

Garforth Rangers

The greatest football team of all time. A squad of wod class players Except Theo Rivers when he takes corners.

Garforth Rangers are the best football team in division 4.

anus ranger

A stupid, ignorant person who is insensitive and clumsy. Moronic, idiotic, generally dumb asshole.

You anus ranger! That cigarette butt damn near hit my face!

Minty Ranger

One of the funniest girls you will ever meet. She is so fun to be around and will do literally anything just for a bit of fun. She is super pretty and I love her freckles. This girl could be a model as she has the face and body for it.

“Woah Minty Ranger is looking mint today” said Rafa
“Stop obsessing over her Rafa Azizi you literally made an urban dictionary definition because you’re so obsessed” replied Joe
“Calm down we all know you both like her but not as much as we love her” chanted Aryan and David in unison!