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A gorgeous girl with brown hair and greenish eyes she is so pretty I have had a crush on her since the second grade!!!!❤️❤️ She has such a good personality and makes me laugh we know each other but she probably has no idea I like her
I have a crush on katie raymond
ready to smash 24/7. always rolin/smokin. has only one BFF (Kassie D. Guerra) has the love of his nigga, I. and.. has a cute butt.
raymond the ridg is the BFF of Kassie Delaine Guerra.
A super sexy and smart asian male. Enough said.
Scarlett Johansson: OMG did you see Raymond Meng the other day?
Megan Fox: No, but was he as sexy as ever?
Scarlett: He was so hot! I may or may not have fainted at the sight of him.
*Both swoon and faint*
Killing children (specifically paralyzing them and throwing them out a window)
Or
Performing a lobotomy on a fourteen year old girl named Isabella
Or
Being a shitty father/person
Person A: I’m going to Felix Raymond arc just like Felix (Raymond) !
Person B: you’re gonna get arrested you dumb fuck!
A person named Raymond cross, who is dating my best friend and is annoying but the best man in the world he has a stubble little mustache. He shows his love through insults and loves Fortnite, likes to play load moaning sounds into microphone while on discord call. Raymond Kross is now a word
Raymond Kross went on a date with Lilly.
A fuckin Asian bitch with no dick. His nome goes inside his ugly deflated basketball looking ass head.
‘“That asshole is a total Raymond Chung”
An adorable big black guy who once read the entire Urban dictionary in only 74 mins. so that he "could converse with the others uniformed officers" .
He's been the captain of Brooklyn 99 precint, a kind of Daddy figure for Jake Peralta and a loving husband to Kevin.
His worst enemy is Madeline Wuntch , for whom he has frequently travelled abroad "to look for new Wuntch insults" . She later demoted him from captain to cop, escalating season 7th in a crazy funny situation.
His robot personality has smoothed down more and more during the 8th seasons of the show and his straight alter-ego "Is a real dog!" (quote by Jake Peralta).
He's really loved by all the squad and makes a great character who loves to send criminals, alias. PUNKS, in prison.
Grandma: "Derek, did you steal 20 bucks from my wallet again?!"
Derek: "...nope"
Grandma: "I know you are lying, You, PUNK!"
Derek: "Gosh, you really sound like Captain Raymond Holt"
"There is nothing more intoxicating that the clear absence of a penis" - Captain Holt alter-ego.