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eating Ethiopian food with your bare hands while giving someone a handjob and then shoving watermelons and mangoes in the mouth after sex
Layel wanted to do a dirty rebecca last night
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A young girl hoping to become a "new Justin Beiber" with her new song "Friday"
Except for the fact that her lyrics are shit
She can't sing
& she's VERY unattractive.
The only reason people watch her video is to make fun of it.
Rebecca Black: "Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today
Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes after...wards
I don’t want this weekend to end"
Scarred listener: Shut the fuck up you 12 year old hoe!
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American "singer." Her only music video, "Friday," was found and posted on Tumblr, and eventually turned her into an internet celebrity, with over 9 million hits on YouTube within 5 days.
Rebecca Black wants you to know that yesterday was Thursday, today it is Friday, Saturday is tomorrow, and Sunday comes afterwards.
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Most known for her Youtube video "Friday," Black is a 13-year old girl whose parents payed Ark Music Factory, an indie record label, to have her make a music video. That's right, her parents payed the record label. Not the other way around.
Anyway, she did the video, which basically consisted of this poor girl repeating the word 'Friday,' along with some god-awful lyrics. For example:
Seven a.m., waking up in the morning
Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs
Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal
Seein' everything, the time is goin'
Tickin' on and on, everybody's rushin'
Gotta get down to the bus stop
Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends)
In the video, after she sings the last line, her "friends" (moar 14 year-olds, including one driving the actual car) show up, and she gets a ride from them to school. And at some point in the video, a random black guy starts rapping.
I could not make this shit up. I advise that neither "Friday" nor any of her songs, should be listened to. Ever.
Girl: Hey, did you hear that song by Rebecca Black? The one that goes like 'Friday, Friday, gotta-"
Guy: NO. YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH RIGHT NOW BEFORE MY EARS START BLEEDING PROFUSELY.
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Chick version of justin bieber also known for her top 40 hit song "Friday"
Jamal: hey jamahl ima turn on the radio Rebecca Blacks new song is on!
Jamahl: *gets a gun then shoots himself*
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Also see Justin Bieber.
13 year old (Hurrah for jailbait) from California who's gaining fame for the viral hit pop song, "Friday" (pronounced "Fry Dey" in the song), which reached 13 million views on YouTube within 6 days. (Place your bets for when you think she'll rehab NOW)
The song itself is mostly famous for being so bad and is heavily autotuned. However, autotune magic proved hardly effective in this case, as she still sounds positively atrocious and robotic.
With questionable lyrics that consists of the following verses:
Yesterday was Thursday
Today is Friday (Partyin')
We so excited
Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes afterwards
the sheer stupidity of this song had many dumbfounded youtubers crying "Parody!". Alas, it is not but a legit song that you can download on iTunes for 99 cents.
Her growing fame raises a familiar question: what the hell happened to the music industry? We've dealt with Ke$ha. We handled Bieber. But Black? Think about it! From Beatles to Black! This is where we are today in popular music.
I nearly lost my faith with Bieber, but I still believed that there would be the second coming of John Lennon.
But now that Rebecca Black has hit the mainstream, I've completely lost my faith in the popular music industry. Excuse whilst I cry my emo tears whilst listening to my favourite indie band.
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The girl who wrote the "friday" song featured on tosh.0
Being Rebecca black means you have no idea what makes a good song, and your voice sounds like barbie.
Boy: Can you sing for me?
Girl: *lets out a repulsive plastic sounding screech*
Boy: God! Don't be a Rebecca Black
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