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A stereotypical working-class white Southerner. Contrary to popular belief, many rednecks live and work in urban areas.
Rednecks are almost always hardcore conservative evangelical Christians. Most rednecks do not have anything beyond a high school education.
Rednecks are very political and more easily triggered than the "libtards" they love to ridicule. Rednecks are proud of their Southern heritage. Rednecks will own multiple things that display the Confederate flag. A true redneck would have voted for Trump twice.
Rednecks enjoy watching NASCAR and college football. Other redneck pastimes include fishing, hunting, and mudding. Rednecks get most of their TV news from Fox. They love guns.
Classic hallmarks of a redneck include a fetishization of oversized pickup trucks, casual racism, nationalism, nostalgia, a jingoistic US-Centric worldview, a love of low-quality booze, and a deep hatred of anything perceived as progressive, anti-American, anti-Christian, or anti-White. Rednecks are terrified of the technological, racial, social, and economic change that America is experiencing.
Rednecks like to think of themselves as down-to-earth, unpretentious, hardworking patriots. Despite their bad rap, most rednecks are very friendly hospitable people once you get to know them. They can have positive interactions with people who are not like them. Finding topics for conversation with a redneck can be difficult, but a good rule of thumb is to not bring up politics or religion.
Rednecks and their antics have dominated American politics for decades.
After reading all of the above definitions, it has become clear to me what a Redneck is: Someone who can spell better than those who denigrate him, construct intelligent thoughts and sentences, someone who is proud of their country and heritage, someone who is secure in themselves, someone who is self-reliant and hard working, an independent thinker with a sense of morals and, mostly, someone who is not hypocritical.
It seems like many of those who think Rednecks are something bad are the same people who hold Bill Clinton (Southern, sexual deviant, liquor swiller, no moral standards) in high regard. Hypocrites.
You LIBERALS should zip up your mouths - your minds are showing.
Rednecks are realists, not idealists. The socialist utopians will not reign because the Redneck is real.
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Southern country person constantly under crying baby-like pressure from the metropolitan intelligensia to be as miserable as they are.
Oh and those 'Rednecks' are also the people who put the food on America's plates. What a waste of space they are.
WAH! redneck! WAH! inbreeding! WAH! feed me!
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Decent, proud of heritage, usually of Indian heritage, blatantly honest, high morals. Real Rednecks are the salt of the earth types that hold true to what is right and wrong, are decent, hard working, faithful to friends and family, not ashamed to stand up for strong morals and common sense. They are NOT the green toothed, inbred, black hating, idiots that are portrayed in the LIEbral media from tv to the movies and print. They are from every corner of the earth, and they come in every nationality. It is the pure decency and no quit attitude among them that sets them apart from the people that are out to destroy that common thread among good people everywhere. They are from every walk of life. The ones that can't stand them and are the nay sayers here are the same that want the world handed to them on a platter, have no morals, own nothing, will not work, and are otherwise just a sponge on society and a blight on the world's good people. They hate anything that decent, hard working people (Rednecks) stand for such as family, morals, integrity, tradition, common sense.
Source: Cherokee Loner, The South
God said, "I should have known that dang Redneck would take a bite of the apple.
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The real definition of a redneck is basically someone who knows how to have a good time. We ain't afraid to get a little down and dirty every once in awhile. Contrary to popular belief, rednecks are not ignorant people who get drunk all the time. There is a big difference between white trash and redneck. Rednecks are proud of where they come from, and we ain't afraid of hard work and good times.
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poor white people with a dirty trashed house. they hate black people because most are better than them.
how to tell if your a redneck
you own at least 1 shotgun and keep it with you at all times
you cheat on your fat wife constantly
you have sex with a relatives other than your wife
youve killed at least 1 black man for "tresspassing"
you have a confederate flag hanging somewhere
your pets are not ones found at a petshop other than a dog
you bought a horse, cat, or dog at least once for food
you recieve a visit from child services once a month
your family van is actually a pickup truck
your home is full of ants
you have accidentally shot someone while shooting cans and never paid fines or even went to court
your neighbors regularly complain and call the cops for drunkness, filthy lawn, or annoying behavior
black neighbor: hey you, stop shooting at my house for practice
redneck: yall better get away nigger before i kill ya and hang you in a tree boy
black neighbor: fuck you white trash
(redneck shoots him)
redneck: BOYS, I JUST CAUGHT DINNER FOR TONIGHT
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