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The thing you say as a hail-mary when a callout post was released on the last day of a month, as if anybody would actually be as pathetic as to try to pay their rent with a google doc about low-tier internet drama.
Oh, fuck! They caught me committing a felony! What do I do?! ...Wait, it's September 30th! I got it! "Rent's due LMFAO". That'll get 'em!
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Record Label Started in Dublin, Ireland by Kevin Brennan and Nathan Johnston
"Dude, have you heard about Dead Rent Records? That shit is hot. It's a vibe"
Renting the pineapple is to pretend that you are richer than you really are. It was coined on reddit by u/shokwave00
"I was always impressed by Randy's Lexus until I realized that he lived with his parents. Turns out he's just renting the pineapple."
salesman says: I sell cock and cock accesories.
woman says: do you have a rent-a-cock?
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A rent-a friend is a friend you can rent for 1 cent an hour(what a bargin!)
1: Are you going to rent-A friend today??? I hear they are only 1 cent an hour!
2: Woah, didnt think about that! atleast they are cheaper than a prostitute...
1: hahahahaha yeah
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A term for an FBI agent or agent(s), who is or are "on loan" from another area or field office to help with another field office, agent, investigation, etc.
What? We don't need a rent a goon here, what we need is more evidence!
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The resulting slurred speech from depressant substance abuse. Being under the influence of a narcotic agent at a noticeable dosage.
Don't even try to talk to Lisa, the bitch has rented lips - AGAIN!
These damn rented lips are makin' hookin' up bery disicult.
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