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I need to replace some shingles on the roof. Will someone grab my Christ rifle?
When you have anal sex with a girl and pull out just before you ejaculate and ejaculate into her eye.
Bro last night i was fuckin this girl in the ass and gave her a rusty sniper rifle.
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A weapon held by an old lady that shoots semen at her allies to heal them and harms enemies by giving them aids
Ana really loves that biotic rifle
The King's African Rifles (KAR), were a European colonial force who sought to exterminate Dhulbahante, during Darawiish era
she opposed King's African Rifles (KAR)
An Assault Rifle is a rifle has an option of (Select Fire) and shoots an (intermediate cartridge) like 5.56x45 or 7.62x39. Usually having a magazine capacity of 30 rounds.
BTW AR15 stands for Armalite Rifle 15 often mistaken for Assault Rifle 15 by politicians.
ATF on phone: ATF what your emergency
Liberal Karen: My NaIgHbOrs GoT An AsSaUlt RiFle 15
ATF: does he have a dog
Liberal Karen: what
ATF: just wondering
Masturbation
Inspired by lyrics from the Teddy Hyde song Sex With a Ghost
Teddy Hyde : I’m getting jiggy with a rifle
Equivalent to calling BS, but when you're playing Flappy Bird and you deem your loss unfair because it didn't seem like the bird went anywhere near the pipe, rather into the pipe's invisible hit box. So it's as if someone unfairly shot your bird down with a sniper rifle.
Almost gonna beat my high score! :D 71, 72, 73,.........FUUUUCK!!! NO WAY DUDE, I WAS NOWHERE NEAR THAT SHIT. I'M CALLING SNIPER RIFLE, FUCK THIS GAME! *tosses phone across the room*