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Similiar to the awkward turtle, the awkward robot shows up when things are getting uncomfortable. Generally played by a third person witnessing the scene, the awkward robot moves their arms in a slow, mechanical, chopping motion while swaying from side to side. Bonus points for saying "Awkward Robot" in a robot voice.
J. Dog: "Dude! I scored with the hot red head from the Steak and Shake last night!"
Ronnie: "Hey you A-wipe, that's my sister!!!!"
Sadie: "oooo... awkward robot." (makes awkard robot motion)
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Subordinate or underling who performs simple tasks according to strict instructions. They are not allowed to think or make decisions. They are typically created by a micro-managing hierarchy.
The VP of services has turned everyone in that department into a meat robot.
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A character in the Megaman (a.k.a. Mega Man) series of games (usually, but not necessarily a boss) who is an anime robot whose name ends with Man. There are over eighty of them.
Guts Man is Dr. Wily's favorite robot master. Really!
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A spider with robot parts added. A spider cyborg if you will.
It is NOT however, a Spider robot, see Spider robot
"Wow, look at that cool spider robot!"
"No, thats a robot spider."
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When two people have sex and there's no passion and its all robotic and shit. Usually, one person finds no pleasure.
/All done in robotic voice, hence the robot fuck/
Jenny: Oh yes. This is amazing.
John: Oh yeah. I think I am about to let off my load.
Jenny: This is so passionate. Im about to cum.
...9 hours later
Jenny: Yep.. Almost there.
John: Yes. Me too. Oh wait. There it went. It felt so amazing.
...14 hours later
Jenny: Yep. Almost there. I can feel it coming.
John: Zzzzzzzz.
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The solution to the Catholic Church's seminary enrollment problem. A robot priest is an artificial intelligence unit that can answer questions perfectly without overstepping orthodoxy or having sex with any boys.
Wow! My robot priest is cool. He is smart and my butt doesn't hurt.
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