The last kind of music that uses computers as only an assistant, not a spine. Also the last kind of music that incorporates meaning and depth into lyrics.
Rock music gives life meaning.
It's not just any old stone, it's a rock
It's not just a stone squidward *sniff* it's a rock
Dumb ass - suppressed to be in a less harsh or riveting direction
Henry you fucking rock that's not how to pet a dog
You use this phrase to celebrate something
Person 1: “I just found out I don’t have chlamydia”
Person 2: Rock on!
Fortnite kid: watch Jumanji with the rock, hey it's the guy from Fortnite
Me the next day: ok so yesterday I shot a kid.
The rock is usually a thirsty bitch, that ask every girl for nudes. He is always hard and will never miss an opportunity to jerk his jimmy
Bro I swear that guy over there, Devoti, is the rock
Jake: “where did my cookies go?”
*Everybodys eyesbrow raised*
Jake: “Are you guys trying to be like the rock?*
*everybody stares at him*
Jake: “FINE, I was trying to get all the cookies😣😭”