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Put simply, the God of tennis. You can even see that out on the court he's not even trying, and still walks away with the match. He plays ping pong on the tennis court and will eventually win the French Open.
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Roger's Law states that a person is much more likely to act like a douchebag on the internet than they would if they were dealing with a person face to face. Specifically starting arguments just to be annoying and make people angry.
He seemed like a pretty okay dude when I met him but then after I friended him on Facebook Roger's Law kicked in and he became an absolute Troll.
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1) (noun) Greatest of all time.
2) (verb) To hit an impossibly hard tennis shot with seemingly little effort.
3) (noun) A man who can have any girl he wants but chooses a plain looking chub.
4) (verb) To perform a task without a modicum of emotion.
5) (adj) Robotic
1) Michael Jordan is the Roger Federer of Basketball.
2) Did you see me Roger Federer that ball around the net post?
3) When it comes to choosing women, Tiger Woods is no Roger Federer.
4) Keanu Reaves just Roger Federered his way through yet another movie.
5) Her dancing is uninspired and Roger Federer.
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"Father" of Benji and Joel madden (orginally combs) he walked out on benji, joel, sarah (their sister), josh (their brother) and their mom on christmas eve 1995 :(
songs hes included in "emotionless"
its been a long hard road without you by my side why wernt you there all the nights that we cried you broke my mothes heart you broke your children for life its not okay but we're alright
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Popular fastener in engineering. Most common name for self drilling screws. Named after the feared motorbike gang member Roger the Bastard.
You can just roger screw it on
When a man ejaculates into a donut and eats it.
Wanna come over and watch me do a Boston Rogers tonight?