Dead Root

A noun used to label / describe or characterize a person whom has engaged in coitus, adn whom was either particularly:

a)sexually unfulfilling
b)sexually disatisfying
c)frigid, but is coerced by their
partner - without resort to rape - to engage in intercourse and has proved to be unadventurous or generally unco-operative
d)fundamentally a 'dud' in the sack.
e)a person (generally female) who engages in coitus under the pretense that the said act requires them solely to be both present and semi-recumbent so as to allow penetration, without any effort or manoveuring (i.e. movement - just lay there and take it)


See also 'starfish'

"Fuck dude! Tahli was a dead root ... I was like fully trying to mach her, but she just lay there."

"She is a dead root man, don't go there; may as well fuck a pie - cause you'll end up doing all the work."

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root down

How one's going to kick it.

"How we gonna kick it? Gonna kick it root down." said King Ad Rock, in a rhythmic way of speaking.

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Root beer

Just another word for attention whore. Attention whore=aw=A&W=Root beer. Great for calling someone an attention whore without them knowing.

Mike: Hey, Root beer.
Cassidy: What?
Mike: I said hey, Root beer.
Cassidy: Root beer? What does that mean?
Mike: Don't worry about it.

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throwing the root

The action of root throwing, as in sex.

I took her out back and throwed her my root. Throwing the root.

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Celery Root

PLU: 94585. The perfect comeback in any situation.

Bud 1: *argues with Bud 2 over nothing*
Bud 2: "You don't even know the code for celery root! 😡"
Bud 1: "94585."
Bud 2: "Imma just take this L real quick...don't mind me." *takes L*

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root hogging

When an individual or a group of people with share interests, over take the front row/prime location by any means necessary ie.. elbow to the face or groin.

My friends and I are root hogging our way to the front of the crowd.

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Dick Root

The base, or root, of the male genitalia. This non-visible portion of the dick runs beneath the balls and forms a strong foundation for the erect dick. It is often neglected during stimulation.

Yo man, Shaquanda gave me the best BJ last night. She sucked me dry, all the way to the Dick Root man.

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