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A Person, usually female, takes several slow to medium acting laxatives. Several males, usually four, then punch the bottom out of a chair and sit her down on it, placing themselves around the chair they take it in turns to place their heads under it for a set amount of time, usually around 10 to 20 seconds. Eventually the female will shit upon the head of one male meaning he is the looser. The other males will proceed to kick him in the groin area as he is being defecated upon
Liz "Happy Birthday Johnny, as a special treat I brought some laxatives with me, now we can play Catalonian Roulette"
Johnny "No freaking way, that is totally awesome, this is gonna be the best Birthday ever"
Matt "Sound frickin sweet, I hope I dont loose again, last time you guys kicked me in the crotch so hard I was pissing blood for a week"
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A game where you type a random rude/obscure/weird or scary word into Google and click 'I'm Feeling Lucky' and then you report back to your friends with the contents of the website. Each game consists of three rounds with each player having three turns per round. Each game is the best out of 3.
Rules:
1)No swear words
2)Cant be a name of a person
3)If the player clicks 'Google Search' instead of 'I'm feeling lucky' gets disqualified for cheating.
4)If a player squeals on another player (i.e to the teacher/class hardcore nerd) they are banned from that game alone and will have a record of being a squeal.
Scoring system:
1)When at school/work, its the player who came up with the word for the person who got into the most trouble (detention, kicked off the computer, etc.) wins that round.
2)The person who gets the most laughs from the spectators or other players wins that round (unless a player gets told off by the teacher which is trumps the most laughs)
Player 1: Yo Leroy, wanna play Google Roulette?
Player 2: Ok then shit for brains
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A game where a revolver with one bullet is placed and spun. Then you take turns putting the gun to your head and pull the trigger. If it's empty, you pass it on until someone dies or becomes extremely injured.
Peter: Russian Roulette, three bullets to the head, last man standing gets the trophy. Me first! No wait... this is crazy. You first...
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An adaptation of Russian Roulette, designed to be safer and much more fun.
Requirements:
5 willing ladies.
1 Lady-boy (It's important that the lady-boy looks just as attractive as the 5 ladies to the uninformed observer).
2, 3 or 6 heterosexual male players (if using a different number of players, adjust the required number of ladies accordingly).
Any number of "non-players" to round up the necessary lady-boy and ladies; the players must not be told which one the lady-boy is.
Rules:
After a non-player has arranged the assortment of "ladies" in a random order, player 1 must walk up to one and perform or receive a sexual act (the act must be pre-aranged and performed by all players. It is up to the players to decide the act), followed by player 2 and so forth. Once a "lady" has been chosen by a player, they stand next to the player for the remainder of the game and are unable to be chosen by another player. After all the "ladies" have been paired up with players they start to remove their pants until the lady-boy is revealed. The player who chose the lady-boy must be ridiculed by his fellow players at every opportunity from then on for the rest of his life. Bonus points are awarded for presenting video evidence to the unlucky player's girlfriend/wife/mother/work colleagues etc.
Steve: "How was Thailand?"
Jim: "Great! Played Thai Roulette. Wanna see the video?"
Steve: "Yeah!"
Dave: "Nooooooooo!"
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Having promiscuous, unprotected, sex with many sexual partners and either catching an STD or NOT catching an STD
(WIN or LOSE).
I fucked a bunch of bar-fly hooker hoes, bare-back, and did'nt catch nothin'. I won Penis Roulette!
Real Story: It's 1:45 AM. Last Call. I'm ordering my Corona Cerveza. Two feet away from the bar, the bar-fly hooker bitch, says, "Follow me." So...I did. I followed her into the Women's bathroom. Bent her over the toilet. Hit that shit and did'nt catch green dick. Never saw her again. (I won Penis Roulette bitch!!!
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1) When you are at the vending machine and can't decide on a delicious carbonated beverage, push two or more buttons at the same time. Out comes a carbonated surprise.
2) After inserting money in the vending machine, have multiple people simultaneously push the button that corresponds to flavor of their choosing. Winner keeps the beverage. If you jump the gun, you must buy all other players their beverage of choice.
Soda roulette can also be used in place of rock paper scissors.
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A line of 5 guys and the person playing has to get on their knees and not suck the cock but move back and forth between the 5 jerkers ten times. Players lose when a jerker blows his load on his face.
Kevin got pretty unlucky that the 3rd jerker blew his load on the 1st go round of Cock Roulette
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