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A sexual position in which a woman is on her hands and knees and a man is sitting on he back or giving it to her anally. To make it a side saddle cowboy the man pulls his penis out of the woman's anus and moves up her back and slides down her left or right side as she tries to buck him off like a bull. In the end the man cums on the underside of the woman's breast.
I did a white saddle cowboy with Cindy last night.
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This is one of the richest towns in one of the richest counties in America. It is home to mostly "new money" people. The old money is hard to come by, but it's easy to tell. Kids from old money parents will never brag about anything. There are probably about 10 of them in the entire town. The rest are all slutty japs with big tits, but most of them are silicone. But don't squeeze them or she'll have daddy sue you for all you've got, and then buy her a new nose with it. All the girls here have at least one coach, gucci, db, or prada bag for every day of the week. guys, your favorite store should be j crew and if you don't own at least ten things that say northface on it, you will never get a girl. if your family doesn't have more cars than drivers, a pool, an in home movie theater, or at least 3 other properties across the world, you're POOR. GET OUT before everyone finds out and talks shit about you, but they probably do anyway. This town is full of daddies who work in NYC "the city" and mommies who stay at home buying manolo shoes for their bitchy daughters all day. It breeds some of the smartest kids in the state even though they just text each other on their new razr cell phones during class all day. This town makes the Northern Highlands parking lot glitter, where the students have better cars than the teachers. If daddy didn't buy you a lexus, bmw, or audi, he probably doesn't love you. Take all the money in your trust fund and buy a new daddy! Unless of course he pimped out some other ride for you like a land rover, high end jeep, or hummer equipped with gps and chrome all over the place. If you crash your car, you'll probably get a more expensive one tomorrow. When you meet someone from this town, they will immediately tell you how great they are because they have sooo much stuff and their parents are sooo rich. If they don't brag to you about everything in the first 10 seconds, they are probably old money and actually have some class, that's a package deal right there. This town is full of jappy bitches and wiggas. What a great place to live!
Cop: You were going 50mph over the speed limit, that's a $300 fine
USR kid: UGHHH!! WHAAAAT! ummm well it's ok, i'm from Upper Saddle River, wait can daddy put that on his amex?
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after ages of not getting any action, a women gets a date with the first wo/man she meets and sleeps with him or her and then never sees them again. any bloody bloke that comes along first, that ur neva goin 2 c again
person a- when did u last fuck someone
person b- millenium new years party
person a- u know wot u need, a back in the saddle man
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an annoyance or irritation
Aggressive behavior of young employees toward patients has been a burr under the saddle of the mental hospital.
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piss flaps that are dried up and sagging to the knee caps
my mott is so loose me flaps are like john waynes saddle bags ;)
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A girls badonkadonk, or big sexxy ass.
Hey look at that, saddle up and ride.
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A public high school where students have to wear uniforms. Half the teachers are sluts, as well as the whole student body. Everyone either gets drunk in the school parking lot or gets stoned in the pot lot across from school. Everyone tends to be a dickhead. The students are higher than their grades most of the time. There's so much drama that you could make a new reality tv show starring the whole school. All the high schoolers get together at Smith field and gets turnt up.
Person A: You're lucky you go to a different school than I do.
Person B: Why?
Person A: because at Saddle Brook High School, everyone whores around and starts drama.
Person B: thank god I don't go there!
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