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The term "Hide the Salami" refers to sexual relations while other's are within the area of which these relations are taking place
Little John played hide the salami with Rian while Big John was present.
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The terminology "Peperoni Nipples" a female with large nipples when in reality peporonis arent that large. Salami on the other hand is large and describes women with nipples that cover their whole breast.
Latisha has a nice rack with succulent salami nips
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A horrible person who likes to fuck squirrel's for a living. Makes 2 nuts a fuck.
Tommi salami is a phat squirrel whore.
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"Damn, that Salami Slapper was hot last night"
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To give fellatio; to suck dick.
Kevin: "How was the big date with Phoebe?"
Josh: "Pretty sweet man. She was all over my cock."
Kevin: "Ooooh yeah!"
Josh: "Yeah, when she came to my place I took her out to the barnyard and showed her the rooster cage. She loved it! But after that I figured it was time to let her get a taste of the salami."
Kevin: "Awwww right!"
Josh: "Yeah, so I took her to the Italian deli and got her one of those big salami sticks. She took down the whole 10 inches and swallowed it like a champ! But after that I decided it was time to give her a ride down the old Hershey highway."
Kevin: "Indabutt man!"
Josh: "Yeah, so we drove down Rte. 322 to the Hershey's plant and took a tour of the chocolate factory. It was awesome! But then I decided it was time to slip her the sausage."
Kevin: "Hell yeah!"
Josh: "So I surprised her with another big salami that I had picked up at the deli so she could save it for later. After that it was time to drop her off. That's when I got some real nice pussy!"
Kevin: "Yeah, 'bout time."
Josh: "Yeah, she had this sweet little cat, Fluffy. He was the greatest!"
Kevin: "So I bet you got a hell of a goodnight kiss at least."
Josh: "Nothing, man. She's a total prude. I had to go jack off to donkey porn!"
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When you get your dick bitten off in between a woman's legs
Haley gave me an 8pm salami sandwich last night, and I had to go to the hospital and have my dick stitched back on
When a girl is sandwiched between two thirsty guys in the club
"Oh I was Salami Sandwiched by 2 guys - One was whitebread the other was wholemeal, and i was the salami"
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