Sammy Fingar

A two-handed Level III Tantric Massage technique invented in Marin County, California.

Step 1: With the male recipient standing, feet very wide, penis fully engorged, with one finger pointed skyward, his female therapist inserts at least one of her fingers deep into his rectum in order to “hammer” his prostate, similar to how a rock guitarist would hammer a fretboard while shredding on stage.

Step 2: The therapist’s other hand reaches around and repeatedly levers his penis in the wrong direction (whichever direction that is), similar to how a rock guitarist would bend a whammy bar while ripping a lead.

After partying all day at Cabo Wabo, I found a nearby spa that offered a “special massage” for $51.50. Well, I found out the hard way that my masseuse’s day job involved slicing jalapeños, because when she gave me the “Sammy Fingar“ I screamed louder than David Lee Roth!

slammin sammy

This is a term of affection given to those who are named Sam, Samuel, Samantha or otherwise. This refers to someone who is excellent in sales, influence and excellence in whatever he or she chooses to pursue in their endeavors.

Boy! Slammin Sammy is at it again. What a great sale.

Sammy

She is the most hottest/sexiest girl you would ever meet. She is funny and always has a smile on her face. You can make her laugh so easily. When you first meet her she is so mysterious you don't even now. Hey but she is like a walking goddess in all boys eyes .

Have you seen Sammy she is so hot.

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sammy sausagehead

Imbusile; idiot;gullible
(Prison slang)

Man , that dude thought I was a Sammy sausagehead when he expected me to pay that much for that little bag of weed.

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sammy-jo

someone who gets along with lots of people, loved by lots, and has something really special about them, and very good looking

sammy-jo is always with mates

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Sticky Sammy

To give someone a Wet Willy with cum instead of spit.

My girlfriend gave me a sticky sammy.

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sneaky sammy

The act of jacking off next to some one other than a mate. Ex: your mom, your sister, your friends, your teachers etc. You can be sneaky under covers, under desks, etc. This term originated from a young middle school boy who got sneaky with it under a blanket on one side of the couch while his mother was on the other end of the couch. She had no clue at all.

I got sneaky sammy with it in class yesterday when my teacher bent over and i saw her cleavage.

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