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sasquatch poop

When you take a dump and you feel it, hear it and smell it but when you turn around there is nothing there.

When you look for it it is never found, leading to some not believing its existence.

Up north it is known as an "Abdominal Snowman Poop", and in other countries "Yeti Shit"

Son: look Mommy!! I used the potty!!!
Mom: Good job honey, I'm so proud!! Let me see!....wait the bowl is empty...
Son: i swear I did it, Mommy
Mom: It does stink in here... But I don't believe you did it
Son: Really mommy, I did it must have been a Sasquatch poop..
Mom: There's no such thing..
Son: mom, don't be a skeptic, they are real
Mom: Go to work, your late.

by Oh gee biebs December 12, 2013


Pink Sasquatch

A Canadian handmade ceramic bong company that incorporated their name before looking it up on Urban Dictionary.

Pink Sasquatch's new bong is ribbed for your pleasure.

by PinkSasquatch January 5, 2022


Sasquatch Sneeze

Vaginal flatulence; a discreet slang term for the word "queef."

"Dang Krista, that was one loud sasquatch sneeze."

by ohmygoshimginger May 19, 2022


Sasquatch plunder

Where you shave your pubes and put them in someone's bum so the poo is hairy

Bro 1: I totally did a PHAT sasquatch plunder last night

Bro 2: what about me broseph

Bro 1: maybe next time lil jit

by Jimbooojames August 10, 2024


Sasquatcher

When a man grows a full beard in a 24 hour time period.

My cousin bill is a sasquatcher, he can grow his beard in one day!

Kevin you can be a sasquatcher if you have a gene in your DNA for a lot of fast growing facial hair.

by Everythingzen February 28, 2015


Sasquatch Patch

A hairy vagina.

Conner's sasquatch patch is peeking out from under his jorts.

by hottestbitchtowalktheearth9 February 5, 2012


salty Sasquatch

When you cram a miniature Sasquatch figurine in her ass and push it in further with your dick

The other day I picked up a street Walker and gave her a salty Sasquatch.

by SaltySasquatch March 28, 2024