A paradox of quantum superposition.
The peculiar rules of quantum theory means that Sammy both loves H and is still thinking about it at the same time.
Sammy: I love you, but I'm still thinking about it.
H: That's even worse than Schrodinger's cat, that's Schrodinger's Sammy
Lets say hypothetically theres a guy you know who hasn’t even thought of showing you his cock what would you assume? Big ? Small? There is a fifty fifty chance; however meaning there is a fifty fifty chance then hypothetically it can be both, therefore meaning there is also a Higher percentage that it could just be medium
Iris:Unless your pp is Excalibur And somehow magically cut through the brick then i beg to differ that you dodged it cuz I could have smashed it up with the brick in seconds or thrown it at the pp
Kujo: So if you beg to differ.. Do you think my pp's big then? 🤨
Iris: Well , assuming that 9 times out of ten you act like you do have a big pp and say it then ofcourse i may assume that, although there is the 50/50 chance that you are either small or big ; however if its a 50/50 chance then there is also the chance that you are both , so assuming either would be wrong in my eyes so simply put, I would say medium. I call it, “Schrodingers dick”
During Covid times when you saw a white woman wearing a facemask and didn't know the shape of her nose it was all possible variations of a caucasian nose while she was wearing the facemask and you didn't know if she had a good white woman nose or not until she takes of her facemask and you get to see the actual shape of her nose
That white women has a Schrodinger's nose under her facemask I wonder what shape it is
The concept that a trap is gay or not gay at the same time until you see the schlong
Do you see that girl over there?
Oh hell no, she might be a guy, I ain't about to get involved with schrodingers schlong
Much like Schrodinger’s Joke, Schrodinger’s Flirt is a flirtatious gesture in which, if one or both parties are clearly joking, then neither should take it seriously, but if they are both serious then they should let fly.
Friend: “Hey dude, she was clearly flirting with you. Did you tap that?”
Other Friend: “Nah man, Schrodinger’s Flirt. Schrodinger's Flirt means it’s just a joke between us but if she ever was dead serious, I’d fuck her everyday of the week and twice on Sunday.”
Schrodinger’s Lasagna is a term used to describe words, definitions or sayings that have no percieved meaning and simply exist to confuse the listening party.
“At a certain point everything you say is just Schrodinger’s Lasagna.”
“…What?”
A phenomenon where no one knows if Micheal Morbius actually says “it’s morbin time” due to nobody ever having watched the movie. People make memes about him saying “it’s morbin time” but people make memes about him not saying “it’s morbin time”, and no one knows who’s correct because no one watched Morbius
Person 1:”Hey, did Micheal Morbius say “its morbin time” in the movie?”
Person 2:”yes”
Person 1:”but it says here that he didn’t”
Person 2:”ah, that’s called Schrodinger’s Morbius”